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DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP

School, UNBELIEVABLE, humor, DumbClassConfessions, Clueless

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!

But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft SMP

sheltered, Naive, antiquated, ignorance, behindhand

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

oblivious behavior, Narcissistic, NoSelfAwarenessMC, lacks introspection, unaware

LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

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DumbCraft: Noob Alert!

unaware, Behavior, misguided, overestimation, cognitive dissonance

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet, obviously! Our server is so smart, it once outsmarted a creeper by convincing it that exploding was so last season. Join us for epic adventures, mind-bending puzzles, and the chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a wizard. Don’t be a square, join our server and show off your big brain (or at least pretend like you have one)!

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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

funny, Naive, ignorant, DumbSMPChats, Foolish

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

broken dead brothers, psychopathic witches, 10 years ago, none, clue

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

DISRESPECTFUL, racism, insults, Foolish, Groypers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

amateur cougar porn, family friend, DATING, relationship, ruined relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

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CluelessCraft

puzzled, biggest hint, misunderstanding, not catching on, hints missed

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

Oblivious, perplexed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, not understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

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