Clueless – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP
anecdote, Class, Clueless, disbelief, DumbClassConfessions, dumbest thing, education, EMBARRASSING, full confidence, funny, humor, ignorance, Incorrect, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistake, Naive, Ridiculous, School, smp, Students, teachers, UNBELIEVABLE
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!
And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!
But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft SMP
antiquated, Archaic, backward, behind the times, behindhand, BoomerCraft, Clueless, disconnected, ignorance, ISOLATED, Naive, narrow minded, Oblivious, Old fashioned, out of touch, regressive, retrograde, sheltered, smp, unaware, uninformed, unworldly
OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.
So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP
blind spot, Clueless, disconnected, egocentric, inconsiderate, insensitive, lack of self-awareness, lacks empathy, lacks introspection, Narcissistic, NoSelfAwarenessMC, Oblivious, oblivious behavior, oblivious to consequences, oblivious to others, SELF AWARENESS, self-absorbed, self-centered, smp, unaware, unaware of impact, unaware of surroundings
LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

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DumbCraft: Noob Alert!
ALERT, arrogance, Behavior, Clueless, cognitive dissonance, delusions of grandeur, DumbCraft, false confidence, ignorance, inflated ego, intelligence, lack of knowledge, misconceptions, misguided, noob, overestimation, Perception, pretentious, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, subtle signs, superiority complex, unaware
If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet, obviously! Our server is so smart, it once outsmarted a creeper by convincing it that exploding was so last season. Join us for epic adventures, mind-bending puzzles, and the chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a wizard. Don’t be a square, join our server and show off your big brain (or at least pretend like you have one)!

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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP
10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches
Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player
Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server
amateur cougar porn, autist, bad boy vibes, Boyfriend, CAR, Chads, Clueless, Crush, cucked, DATING, family friend, hang out, Kissing, Legal, Lust, Minecraft, movies, relationship, ruined, ruined relationship, Server, tall chad, tattoos, underage slut, Zoomer, zoomer chad
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

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CluelessCraft
biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints
Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

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Pachuisland
Custom world, Survival Games
Server IP: go.pachuislandplay.net:25656
go.pachuislandplay.net:25656

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mastermines.ru HiTech-1 Minecraft server
Mob Arena
HiTech server with its own launcher and a modified client, for 64×64 textures. The server was created specifically for those who love to build large luxurious buildings, castles, palaces with beautiful interiors. For those who like to assemble production automation systems using industrial machines and material energy. Stable versions of IndustrialCraft 2, BuildCraft, Forestry and Applied Energistics. Available donation: block store, premium accounts. Mob and PvP arenas, store for resources. We are for fair play without dupes, without cheating, without griefing!

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Sukage
Economy, PvP, Survival
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Sukage is a Survival-focused server with a Japanese theme, using a texture pack to offer the greatest number of features possible.
It is not impossible to explain everything you can do on our server, therefore, we will be waiting for you.
• Compatible versions: 1.18.x – 1.19.x • Discord: disc.sukage.net
sukage.net

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Enderfall rpg
Abilities, Achievements, Auction, Balanced Economy, Classes, Economy, Land Claim, mmo, Player Shops, Vehicles
Welcome to EnderFall RPG – an unparalleled Minecraft odyssey that transports you to a world brimming with untold possibilities and formidable challenges! As a valued member of the prestigious EnderFall Transport LLC, your mission is to explore and settle the enigmatic planet of Modalia, a precarious sanctuary for humanity at the fringe of the life zone.
Embark on this exhilarating journey as one of our meticulously crafted classes – Hunter, Engineer, Farmer, or Miner – each equipped with a distinct set of skills and abilities to aid you in conquering this perilous new world. As a new employee, you’ll also receive a private spaceship, which serves as your personal world with a max border that expands as you rank up.
The Space Station orbiting Modalia is the heart of commerce and trade, housing shops and the bustling Auction House. Player trading and industries flourish here, as players combine skill sets to dominate various sectors. Regular Minecraft actions contribute to your professions’ levels, while unique attributes and skills offer a fully customized experience that emphasizes the Survival and Building aspects of Minecraft.Through the use of Lands, players can claim territories, construct nations, and initiate wars with rival nations and lands. Cooperation and collaboration are essential, as each profession contributes to the dynamic, player-driven economy centered around Leather, Stone, Wheat, and Gold.But proceed with caution, for Modalia is a treacherous land. The further you venture from the sanctuary of your private spaceship and the Space Station, the more formidable the mobs become. As you advance your class and professions, you’ll gain access to exclusive mechanics and features that will fortify your prowess against mobs and rival players alike in both PvE and PvP combat.Custom planets and resources are in development, further expanding the universe of EnderFall RPG. As we are currently in open beta, new players will be gifted a free emerald crate and key, armor crate, tool crate, weapon crate, and 25 EnderCoin upon joining.Are you ready to confront the unknown and etch your name in the annals of EnderFall? To harness your skills and decode the mysteries of Modalia? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where every decision you make shapes your destiny. Welcome to EnderFall RPG – your adventure begins here!
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TheHive Chronicles Minecraft server
Divine RPG, Industrial Craft
Welcome to the world of Chronicles, a unique blend of magic and technology, where every stone and every tree holds the secrets of an ancient civilization. On the Chronicles server you will not only find exciting adventures and unexplored lands, but also the opportunity to become part of a community that together creates the history of this world. Here you will find: A balance between magic and technology: Explore a vast world where you can become a master of ancient spells or a genius of innovative technologies. Freedom of choice: Build, explore, fight mythical creatures and solve mysteries with friends or alone. Global Projects: Participate in large-scale projects, such as building subways or creating magical artifacts that will change the world around you. Lively Community: Join an active and friendly community where every player has their own unique contribution to make. At Chronicles, we value creativity, collaboration, and innovation. We are in open beta testing and invite everyone to join us to create something truly great together. Your opinion and your ideas will help us make this world a better place. Join us today and begin your unique adventure in the world of Chronicles, where your story is waiting to be told!

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Vitapolis
Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival
Vitapolis is a unique SMP where players can take control of their own cities and become the most powerful in a balanced economy. There are multiple events the community can participate in and informed about on our discord server
play.vitapolismc.com

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Anikira
Survival
Welcome to Anikira! A place to have fun, Adventure & Discovery. – A comfy place to join – Survival & Games – New & Fun server to try out! – Server protected for players to have the best experience
Discord: discord.st/anikira
mc.anikira.xyz

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Player project earth
247, bedrock, Big Map, Earth, PvP, Towny, Townywars
Welcome to Player Project Earth a well done Vanilla Earth Towny server made for players ★ Bedrock Compatible (port : 25600) ★ live map ppearth.net ★Crates/Cosmetics★ MCMMO ★ Dedicated staff / players★ War / Peaceful Options★
play.ppearth.net

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MySurvivalLife | Without donation and wipes! Minecraft server
MySurvivalLife
Our server positions itself as semi-vanilla, with the addition of plugins for a comfortable, interesting and convenient game.
[!] The server does not have: any system of donation, private territory, wipe, mini-games and griefing [!]
[✓] The server has a spawn system, a set-home system, a trade system, an economy system, and a trading system. [✓]
[|] The server is regularly updated and new interesting features are added. [|]
Having started the game with us, you can know with complete confidence that your time will not be in vain!
The administrator is closely involved with the server and does not allow any possibility of anyone playing under equal conditions. Start the game with us and have fun! We are for a fair and interesting game!
198.244.202.101:2331

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SerenityPvP
KitPvP, PvP
SerenityPVP is a 1.8 pvp based servers where we have diffrent types of pvp gamemodes, We have KitPVP, PGM and Fast Bridger for now. We are going to release more! We provide asian players lag-less pvp gameplay!
mc.serenitypvp.net

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