Clueless – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP
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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!
And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!
But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft SMP
antiquated, Archaic, backward, behind the times, behindhand, BoomerCraft, Clueless, disconnected, ignorance, ISOLATED, Naive, narrow minded, Oblivious, Old fashioned, out of touch, regressive, retrograde, sheltered, smp, unaware, uninformed, unworldly
OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.
So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP
blind spot, Clueless, disconnected, egocentric, inconsiderate, insensitive, lack of self-awareness, lacks empathy, lacks introspection, Narcissistic, NoSelfAwarenessMC, Oblivious, oblivious behavior, oblivious to consequences, oblivious to others, SELF AWARENESS, self-absorbed, self-centered, smp, unaware, unaware of impact, unaware of surroundings
LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

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DumbCraft: Noob Alert!
ALERT, arrogance, Behavior, Clueless, cognitive dissonance, delusions of grandeur, DumbCraft, false confidence, ignorance, inflated ego, intelligence, lack of knowledge, misconceptions, misguided, noob, overestimation, Perception, pretentious, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, subtle signs, superiority complex, unaware
If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet, obviously! Our server is so smart, it once outsmarted a creeper by convincing it that exploding was so last season. Join us for epic adventures, mind-bending puzzles, and the chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a wizard. Don’t be a square, join our server and show off your big brain (or at least pretend like you have one)!

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DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP
Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP
10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches
Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player
Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server
amateur cougar porn, autist, bad boy vibes, Boyfriend, CAR, Chads, Clueless, Crush, cucked, DATING, family friend, hang out, Kissing, Legal, Lust, Minecraft, movies, relationship, ruined, ruined relationship, Server, tall chad, tattoos, underage slut, Zoomer, zoomer chad
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.
Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?
But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

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CluelessCraft
biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints
Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

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1122 Pack | RedCoreNetwok
Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival
RedCoreNetwork proudly presents 1.12.2 pack (Perfectly complex) The 1.12.2 Pack offers a unique collection of mods that other packs failed to bring – and in the optimal way. This is a “kitchen-sink”, your world is your own pack – exploring dimensions, performing magic, or building automated tech systems are all possibilities! Playing with friends or alone, it never gets boring. Running servers since 2017, you can be assured that our servers are stable and have little to no lag. All worlds are pre-generated to reduce lag.
Grief protection Economy Market Jobs IP : 1122.redcorenetwork.net Discord : https://discord.gg/TyJWJCM Website www.redcorenetwork.net
1122.redcorenetwork.net

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Fallen Gate
PvE, PvP, Roleplay
[Description]
Fallen Gate is server about Partying up and working together along with making friends and fighting your way through a large explorable world with custom loot and monsters. Level up your character and learn spells. The server is a little bit difficult right now, so hardcore players rejoice!
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/YFmHaV8
mmo.craft.gg

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Ruthless realms
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# we heartly present your new server RuthlessRealms
# JAVA Ip – RuthlessRealms.us.to:24885 <
# Bedrock Ip- RuthlessRealmc.us.to
# Port – 24885
> join for fun with any version
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> Playtime rewards and crate keys
RuthlessRealms.us.to:24885

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Steinercraft
Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page! We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP are allowed. More information can be found by joining the server.
IP-adress: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft
steinercraft.net

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PokeGaming
Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival
Reforged Latest Version! – Just released! Just Reset and updated! Come get a fresh start on an old surviving server!
IP: play.pokegaming.com Website: pokegaming.com – Daily Quests – Keys and Crates – get free pokemon! – Public EV centre – Backpacks – WonderTrade – Public Shrines – Daily Rewards – GTS – Trading – Auras
play.pokegaming.com

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Ovvys world
Adult, Adventure, Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Economy, Modded, smp
Welcome to OVVYS WORLD, A Minecraft BMC4 Vanilla+ server:IP: Ovvys.World , Discord: https://discord.gg/kTjF8frr9k
We’ve curated an immersive experience that captures the essence of a single-player world while fostering a sense of community. Designed specifically for Better Minecraft 4 (BMC4), our server seamlessly integrates basic plugins to enhance gameplay, establish a thriving economy, and introduce quality of play improvements. With a commitment to providing a unique and enjoyable multiplayer environment, our server is strategically hosted from the east coast to ensure optimal connectivity and a smooth gaming experience for players across the globe.
As you step into the world of our modded Minecraft server, you’ll find a carefully balanced blend of individual exploration and collaborative gameplay. The incorporation of basic plugins not only adds depth to the gaming experience but also introduces an economy that encourages trade and cooperation among players. Whether you’re delving into the depths of caves for resources or constructing elaborate structures to showcase your creativity, our server offers a dynamic and vibrant space where you can carve out your own niche. Join us in this Better MC 4 adventure, and let’s build a thriving community together.
ovvys.world

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MetCalm Factions
Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to MetCalm Factions! A brand new factions server trying to get off the ground. Currently looking for staff but will take certain measures to make sure the candidate is correct for the job
51.38.76.245

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Valor Minecraft
PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
I made this server to play with friends but anyone can join. Completely vanilla
Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/gbAtsfn
51.79.96.41

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Menacesmp season1
Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival
❤️‍🔥Welcome to LifeSteal Smp❤️‍🔥
Season 1
Have you 🫵 always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!!
What we got to offer is:
– Lifesteal
– Good Community
– Nice Discord
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Server is open
Hope to see u there!
168.119.4.49:30184

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Eternia
MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny
Do /KIT SPECIAL to redeem a limited time free shiny crate key
What do we offer?
▶ Custom Terrain (400+ biome variations all in vanilla) ▶ Very balanced economy ▶ A top quality SINNOH adventure server ▶ Clans ▶ Custom Enchantments ▶ Skill Levels ▶ Player Gyms ▶ Events almost hosted daily including tournaments, drop parties, and more ▶ Weekly Tournaments ▶ Pixelmon Minigames; Crane Game, Hit N Miss, Safari, Super Smash Pixelmon, & Safari
play.eterniamc.net

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