Cluckin’ Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being blocked by e-girls and their orbiters? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with e-girls who are actually femcels and orbiters who are secretly aliens in disguise. Join us and create your own e-romance with a long distance e-bf who may or may not be a Minecraft creeper in disguise. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and enter a realm of ridiculousness on our server. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

Cluckin’ Chaos PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chickens are fierce and the adventures are wild! Join us if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge of facing 37 chickens in a battle to the death. Will you choose a diamond sword, a magical wand, or maybe just your bare hands? The choice is yours, but be warned – these chickens are no ordinary poultry. Rumor has it they’ve been trained by a secret society of ninja farmers who will stop at nothing to protect their feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Many have tried to find it, but none have succeeded. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim it for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly traps and tricks that guard its path?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with danger, excitement, and of course, 37 chickens waiting to test your skills. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft? The only way to find out is to log in and start playing!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Dragon Eggs Found:	3424	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ores Mined:	6878	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

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