Minecraft Server: Clubbed With Blocks

Server, friendship boundaries, relationship troubles, social dynamics, difficult decisions

🔮 Dive into the Mind-Bending Blocks of Confusion! 🔮

Welcome, brave soul, to our lunatic Minecraft server where the skies rain bacon and the trees whisper secrets! Beware, the gravel speaks in tongues, and the creepers are plotting a revolution while grilling cheeseburgers. Join us, or don’t. It’s definitely an option, unless you avoid the rubber chickens.

Server Features ✨

Feature	Description
Inverted Gravity Grass	Your feet will float, but your thoughts will sink. Especially on Thursdays.
Ghostly Pickaxes	Reap resources from the nether without even touching them! Perfect for lazy ghosts.
Infinite Water Sources	Every time you fill a bucket, it drains your will to live. Drink responsibly!
Chunky Time Machine	Travel to the future where squids rule the Earth. (Warning: No return trip.)
Creeper Noodle Wars	Battle noodles from the underworld to the sound of screaming pizza!

Player Reviews 🌈

“I once traded a diamond sword for a pet cactus. Best decision ever!”

“The llamas are plotting against the sheep. I swear they’re in cahoots!”

“A pig just told me the meaning of life, and it involves pancakes.”

“Why do my blocks keep disappearing? I think it might be the invisible hobbits…”

Final Thoughts 🌀

If you hear the sound of bubbles in the moonlight, don’t follow them. They lead to a realm where every square is a lozenge and the laughter of the moon is a currency. MAYBE JOIN US—OR BECOME ONE WITH THE SAND!!

⚠️ Warning ⚠️

Anything you build could be a portal to a dimension where all mobs unite to form a rock band. Are you ready for the consequences? Remember, the rubber chickens are always watching.

CarCrazeCraft

Safety, CAR, Vehicle, CarCrazeCraft, weather conditions

yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!

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TraumaCraft: Pain Relief Zone

psychological intervention, mental health, Emotional healing, pain reduction, pain symptoms

yo, u ever feel like ur minecraft experience is just a pain in the butt? well, fear not my fellow blockheads, cuz we got the solution for u! our server is like therapy for ur minecraft woes, we confront all ur past trauma and stress-related emotions that make u wanna rage quit. join us and say goodbye to chronic pain and hello to epic builds and good vibes. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start healing ur minecraft soul!

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Bifrost SMP: Not a Smoothie, but Definitely Semi-Vanilla – HermitCraft vibes and no kids allowed on 1.20.6!

play style, Playerbase, 1.20.6, bifrost, apply

Bifrost SMP Overview
Bifrost SMP is a community of Minecraft enthusiasts created by a group of friends in December of 2021. The server focuses on a vanilla play style and community-driven decisions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP is a Minecraft server community that emphasizes vanilla gameplay and community involvement.
When was Bifrost SMP created?	Bifrost SMP was created in December of 2021 by a group of friends.
What is the primary focus of Bifrost SMP?	The primary focus of Bifrost SMP is the JAVA Survival World (Midgard), which reset on May 3. The server also features community projects and events.
How can I apply to join Bifrost SMP?	To apply, join the BifrostSMP Discord and read the rules carefully. The staff will review your application within 12 hours.
What kind of activities are available on Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP offers various activities such as mining events, social game nights, impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, and more.

MeowCraft Server

Feline, meowcraft, Whiskers, Rabbit, companions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only choice you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the most important decision of all: Kitty or Bunny? That’s right, when you join our server, you must choose to align yourself with either the fierce and independent kitties or the adorable and fluffy bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Battle of the Feline Forest, where the kitties and bunnies face off in epic battles for control of the land. Will you be the hero that leads your team to victory, or will you be the one who gets distracted by a shiny new block and misses all the action?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side in the ultimate battle of Kitty vs Bunny. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

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DigCraft – Minecraft Server

art community., animal head reference, books, Support, Exercises

Welcome to Fivearms Edition! This Minecraft server is where your wildest art dreams come to life, just like that time you tried to draw a unicorn riding a skateboard while eating a taco.

Join us if you’re a new or seasoned artist looking for advice, critique, and support. We don’t tolerate /ic/ crabs or /trash/ crabs here, only genuine art lovers who want to improve their skills.

Need inspiration? Check out our recommended videos from artists like Tyler Edlin, Proko, and Sinix. And if you’re looking for some poses or gestures, we’ve got you covered with links to PoseSpace and QuickPoses.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our collection of books and resources to level up your art game. From anatomy scans to drawing exercises, we’ve got everything you need to become the Picasso of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fivearms Edition and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Bob Ross of the blocky world!

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Bestie Over Stepsis Ski Trip

family dynamics, choosing friends, teenage friendships, sibling relationship, Bestie

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the clutches of your jealous stepsister and overbearing parents!

Join our server and buddy up with whoever you want, whether it’s your best friend or a random llama you found in the game. No more forced roommate situations with people you can’t stand – unless you’re into that kind of drama, then we’ve got plenty of that too!

Build your own virtual world where you can finally escape the nagging of your family members and live your best Minecraft life. Who needs a sister moment when you can have a creeper explosion instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with your stepsister’s jealousy over your friendship necklaces is so last season. Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free paradise!

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

investment opportunity, expensive purchase, first purchase, luxury item, Server

If you had a million diamonds, what’s the first thing you would craft? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building billionaire! Build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks or create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the virtual world!

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DepressoCraft

depression, anxiety, Therapy, coping mechanisms, Sadness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like the only block in your life is obsidian? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, as our friendly community of players will always be there to dig, build, and laugh with you.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you defeat the dragon on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Consider it done.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing that screams “I have depression” is when a zombie realizes it’s been left out of all the fun.

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LeftistLegends Minecraft Server

solidarity, far right, Minecraft, CHANGE, Coalition

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight the far right with pixel swords and blocky armor! our leftist alliance leaders are like superheroes, ready to extinguish the flame of hate with their epic building skills and redstone contraptions. we promise you’ll have a blast fighting for justice and equality in our virtual world. join us now and be a part of the revolution!

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