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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2335 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 315 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
so like, u know how polish officials are like, “nah we ain’t gonna intercept them russian missiles”? well, they got a good reason for it. they’re too busy playin on this epic minecraft server! yea, u heard me right. they’re too busy buildin epic castles and fightin dragons to worry about some silly missiles.
join this server and u can be like a polish official too, except u can intercept all the missiles u want in minecraft! build ur own missile defense system and protect ur land from creepers and zombies.
plus, u can hang out with romanian journalists who will tell u all about the latest gossip in the minecraft world. maybe they’ll even teach u how to build a secret underground base or somethin.
so come on, join this server and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life. who needs russian missiles when u got minecraft, amirite?
