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Titanic Swim Club
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can still take a swim in the pools on the Titanic! We got time-traveling dolphins that will give you a ride to the past so you can experience the luxury of the doomed ship. And don’t worry about drowning, our magical mermaids will save you with their waterproof laptops. Plus, we have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the ghost of Jack and Rose. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the craziest adventure of your life! -
TipsyGF Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value safety and responsibility, unlike some people’s girlfriends on a night out! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about stumbling around drunk at 2am with weirdos lurking about.Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and enjoy a peaceful gaming experience. No need to deal with intoxicated girlfriends and their annoyed friends here!
So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where you can build, explore, and relax without any worries. Who needs real-life when you have our crazy virtual world to escape to?
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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total) Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online WebmapApplication
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
- Join our Discord Server here!
- Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
- Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
- Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
- Step 4: Short Interview
- Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist
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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

Club SMP Minecraft Server
About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
Hardware & Setup
We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.
Server Specs:
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total) Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
- Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
- ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
- Mobs & Players Drop Heads
- Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Minecarts now run 4x faster
- Online Webmap
Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.
- Join our Discord Server here!
- Read through our server guide + rules
- Submit an application via our application link
- Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
- Short Interview
- Application Decision and Whitelist
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Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!
plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!
so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?
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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total) Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
- Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
- ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
- Mobs & Players Drop Heads
- Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Minecarts now run 4x faster
- Online Webmap
Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!
- Join our Discord Server here!
- Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
- Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
- Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
- Step 4: Short Interview
- Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist



