Club Med Minecraft Servers

Club Med Minecraft Servers

  • AmigosCraft: Where friendships are tested and creepers are not your friends

    AmigosCraft: Where friendships are tested and creepers are not your friends
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5964
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re living in the lap of luxury? Well, look no further because our server is about to overtake Club Med for living standards! That’s right, forget about building dirt huts and surviving off of rotten flesh – on our server, you’ll be living like royalty in your very own virtual palace.

    Join us and experience the high life of Europe’s East without ever leaving your computer screen. Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies carry designer handbags. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust out some killer dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before. Who needs Club Med when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

    Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 849
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

    Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

    But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

    SnarkyCraft: WeightGate
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1867
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Villages Defended: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

    Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

    So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

    FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4452
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

    So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTimeStopper

    CraftyTimeStopper
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8493
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 189 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

    During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

    Punchy Octo Fish Hunt
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

    MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8819
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 1749 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

    Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1718
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrideCraftHairHide

    BrideCraftHairHide
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

    Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

    So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

    CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3769
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Animals Bred: 132

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

    InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9538
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 158
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 936 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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