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FunCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, amusement, Engaging, Enjoyable, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funcraft, Game, Gaming, Interactive, leisure, Leisurely, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Recreation, recreational activities, Server, video game, virtual world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!

We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

Inlaw Invasion Minecraft Server

Accommodation, advice, aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clean, Communication, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, husband, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, Invasion, marital bed, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, overstepping, Permission, Server, SHEETS, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2672	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.

We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!

CuckCraft BreastToucher Server

BreastToucher, communication skills, CuckCraft, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family loyalty, family traditions, Gender Roles, generational values, hyphenating last name, name changes, relationship boundaries, respect for others, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social expectations, traditional values, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Votes:	9388	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience family feuds, sibling rivalries, and intense arguments just like the one described above! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over last names, heated debates over wedding plans, and even some anime toy insults thrown in for good measure. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want? Join now and become part of the chaos – AITA for making this server so ridiculously entertaining?

CraftyCheatzMC

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, academic stress, Cheating, cheating behavior, cheating consequences, cheating culture, cheating in school, cheating prevention, consequences, CraftyCheatzMC, dishonesty, education, Ethics, Moral values, parental influence, parenting, PRESSURE, role modeling, School, student behavior

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Votes:	9992	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits

Australia, BlockyDownUnder, Censorship, Child protection, children, Code, cybersecurity, digital age, Government, internet firms, internet regulations, internet safety, NoMoreNaughtyBits, online content, online monitoring, online privacy, online safety, parental controls, porn, Protection, regulations, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!

InterwebzBuddies

Anonymity, chance encounters, chance meetings, connectivity, cyber connections, cyber encounters, digital communication, digital relationships, hidden connections, internet, internet connections, InterwebzBuddies, ONLINE, online anonymity, online presence, serendipity, social media, virtual coincidences, virtual interactions, web encounters, web interactions

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across this dude who turns out to be the same person you argued with on a random meme page last week. like, what are the odds, man?

but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. we’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. not to mention, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, then this is the server for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper). oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are using it as a front for their underground poultry empire? yeah, things get pretty clucked up around here.

ZynnCraft_1.20.6: Where Even The Endermen Can’t Resist A Good Non-P2W Faction Battle

Ability Items, battle, bedrock, blocks, Community, Currency, Discord, endermen, Experience, Faction, Factions, Features, Good, Ip:, join us, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Overview, PORT, Resist, Server, Tnt, Vanilla, welcome, world border, ZynnCraft_1.20.6

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Farms Harvested:	280	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

Server Overview

Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

Key Features

True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community.
Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing.
No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock players as well.

2. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server offers a non-pay-to-win experience.

3. Are there special items with unique abilities on the server?

Yes, players can discover and utilize Ability Items that grant unique abilities.

UkraineCraft – Minecraft Server

Chinese companies, Czech, Drones, equipment explorer, EU, icc, intelligence, Maps, migrants, military aid, Minecraft, Moscow, nato, PoWs, russia, sanctions, Server, Slovakia, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, visually confirmed losses, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the daily battlefield assessment involves more drama than a soap opera. Join us and witness Zelenskiy signing security agreements in Brussels one minute, only to be visiting troops in eastern Ukraine to boost morale the next.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?

And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.

So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness

ApocBlock Minecraft Server

ApocBlock, Billions, CONTENT, Destroyed, Digital, duplicate, engine, internet, keyword, long tail, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Optimization, phrase, PRESENCE, Repetition, search, Seo, Server, She, strategy, tags

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and the wrath of our resident destroyer, who has single-handedly demolished billions of blocks with her bare hands. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos as she unleashes her fury upon the unsuspecting landscape.

But fear not, for there is more to this server than just destruction. Dive into our custom-built mini-games, where you can challenge your friends to epic battles of parkour, spleef, and even a game of “Hot Potato” with actual TNT blocks. Just make sure you have a good pair of running shoes handy!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our custom dungeons filled with deadly traps, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few surprise encounters with the legendary Ender Dragon. Can you survive the challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious adventure or a catastrophic disaster. Just remember to watch out for the destroyer… she’s always looking for her next target.