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LackCraft Minecraft Server

lack of acceptance, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of compassion, lack of cooperation, lack of diversity, lack of education, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of gratitude, lack of kindness, lack of love, lack of mindfulness, lack of patience, lack of peace, lack of respect, lack of tolerance, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of unity, LackCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7971	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Farms Harvested:	150
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	619	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	4747	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2636
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!