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ClubCraft911

alcohol poisoning, ambulance, Choking, club bathroom, ClubCraft911, cold, Concert, drunk wife, EMBARRASSING, emergency department, gig, night out, overreacted, passed out, private healthcare, Safety, spiked drink, Traumatizing, Unconscious, vomit, Worried

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1829
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	468904	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2381
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	5924
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ores Mined:	3998	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9397	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2487	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	736716	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	676
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!