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ClubCraft911

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	467378
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1649	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	63	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	59
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2584

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6105	Star Shards Collected:	187
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	5386
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4408	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	82
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!