CLTL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HonkCraft: Pedestrian Panic

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can release your road rage in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and honk at other players for no reason at all! Let out all your frustrations from real life and pretend you’re driving in the wildest traffic jam ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special pedestrian crossing feature where you can stop in the middle of the road and watch as other players honk at you for no apparent reason. It’s the ultimate test of patience and driving skills in Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of honking at virtual pedestrians and arguing with your virtual stepdad about road etiquette. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ores Mined:	1906
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5223	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons that are guarded by evil chickens with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure hidden within?

2. We have a rare mob spawn rate of 1000%, meaning you’ll never run out of mobs to fight. Beware of the creeper army that roams the land!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots. Will you be brave enough to steal from him?

4. We host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. It’s a clucking good time!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Can you find it and dance the night away?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the absolute madness that awaits you!

NannyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Assistance, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, crying, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Help, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCraft, OBLIGATION, parenting, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Understanding, wellbeing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	216
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.

Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?

But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

GF Babysit DramaCraft

acquaintances, awkward situation, babysit, Communication, DramaCraft, Etiquette, Event, family, Girlfriend, guest list, high school friends, Invitation, JOKE, Miscommunication., plus one, relationships, social anxiety, Social Skills, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of bringing your significant other to social events? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to avoid “babysitting” their partners at weddings or any other gatherings.

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your girlfriend getting bored and clinging to you for dear life. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the “babysitting” at home! Just make sure to invite Lily and her boyfriend, they sound like they know how to party!

FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

best player, draft pick, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football analysis, fantasy football expert, fantasy football projections, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football sleepers, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy roster, fantasy sports, fantasy strategy, fantasy team, FantasyFootyKing, football, Minecraft, player signing, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

FamilyCraftGossip

controversial revelations, dark family secrets, dirty laundry, family controversy, family disgrace, family drama, family gossip, Family secrets, family shame, family skeletons, FamilyCraftGossip, forbidden affairs, hidden scandals, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate relationships, NSFW scandal, private affairs, secrets exposed, shocking revelations, taboo topics, unspeakable acts

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!

Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

LeftistLamentations

acutely felt, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, health behaviors, LeftistLamentations, mask wearing, mental health, pandemic, pandemic-related stress, political beliefs, political left, political spectrum, public health measures, republicans, resistance, Sleep, stress, stress levels, study, vaccination, well-being

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	421
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

child behavior, child favoritism, Communication Issues, emotional dynamics, emotional neglect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, favoritism, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sils, Son, Swap

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!