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AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Farms Harvested:	745
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1918	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of those pesky villagers constantly getting in your way and stealing your stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve replaced all the villagers with adorable but super annoying penguins! These little guys will waddle around, squawk at you, and even try to steal your diamonds! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos of Penguin Village and see if you can survive their cuteness overload!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9630
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mines Excavated:	4721
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Emeralds Found:	4260	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!