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MineCrafty McMineFace – The Land of Lava and Laughs!

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is actually run by aliens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. That’s right, you’ll be crafting with extraterrestrial beings!

But that’s not all! On this server, every month is Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone else on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

And guess what? We have our very own AI that helps us generate the most mind-blowing Minecraft worlds you’ve ever seen. It’s like having a cheat code for creativity!

So come join us on this wild ride of building, cum-saving, and alien encounters. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Ball Lickin’ Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.

Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.

Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Enchantify! Cool! New! java/bedrock!

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This is a Java/bedrock Minecraft survival server. It has custom terrain generation and stuff. you should give my server a shot as I’m pretty passionate about this server and support would be great. plus, I’m pretty open to suggestions (I encourage suggestions) so you know, drop by and tell me anything I need to fix (this is my first server).

135.148.171.108:25573

Never-Ending SMP with a touch of vanilla. Don’t forget your invitation! Version 1.20.1

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Welcome to Forever SMP Server

Plugin List:

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Plugin
Stackable Shulkers
Tweakeroo Friendly
/co i
Rollbacks

No Phantoms! Instead Get Membranes From Bats!
Universal Dying
Powder to Glass
Straight to Shapeless
AFK Display

Fabric Mods:

Carpet Mod
Custom paintings and pumpkin head textures.
Simple Voice Chat(Optionl)

Required Mods (Upcoming Update):

The crafter and extra blocks

If you wish to join us and be part of our new budding community, feel free to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/Ce7tnq9MxD

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the Forever SMP server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to our IP address or by joining our Discord server for more information.

Q: What mods do you use on the server?

A: We use the same mods that Hermitcraft uses along with fabric mods and some required mods for upcoming updates.

Q: Is voice chat mandatory on the server?

A: Voice chat is optional on the server. You can choose to use it or not.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct on the server?

A: You can report a player by contacting one of our staff members on Discord or through in-game chat.

CraftyPapas

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Welcome to EuropapaEuropapa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And where did this chicken learn such slick moves, you ask? That’s right, on EuropapaEuropapa! Join us and you too can learn the art of chicken moonwalking.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden loot? Only one way to find out – join EuropapaEuropapa today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join EuropapaEuropapa and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server: Where ‘/tvros we won’ is the motto! Join the fun today!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players were faced with a horde of creepers and skeletons attacking their base. But do you know what happened? They fought back with nothing but enchanted diamond pickaxes and won! That’s right, we defeated the mobs and emerged victorious, hence the name “/tvros we won”.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a battle for the ages.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you dare to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on “/tvros we won” for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your boring old life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where your wife is actually a creeper in disguise. But don’t worry, she’s a real blast at parties! Literally.

Explore our server and you’ll stumble upon a secret underground club run by a group of dancing skeletons. They may not have any flesh on their bones, but boy can they boogie! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a performance by the Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up with a serious case of the sugar rushes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a villager. It’s all in a day’s work on our crazy, wacky server!

Crafty Chaos: Because Creepers Can’t Follow Directions

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Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even the creepers are afraid to spawn there! Join us on this server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a unicorn made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes…or blow you up, it’s a 50/50 chance.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor.

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few overpowered mods. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, but that’s all part of the fun, right?

TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?

So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1694	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1946	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	63	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3979
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	5016
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	607

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9408	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

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Welcome to Forever SMP Server

Plugin List:

Fabric Mods:

Required Mods (Upcoming Update):

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the Forever SMP server?

Q: What mods do you use on the server?

Q: Is voice chat mandatory on the server?

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct on the server?