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LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	199
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crops Grown:	7442	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Dragon Eggs Found:	1396	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.

Wow, Oreos & Avocados: The Un-modified Mincraft Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Avocados, base, blocks, border, Creative, developers, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Maps, mincraft, Minecraft, Mode, open world, oreos, Plots, Reset, Resources, Server, Structures, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, world, wow

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

➤ [Vanilla]

Vanilla original gameplay: Our Minecraft vanilla server offers a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers. No world reset, no world border, and no plugins.

➤ [Survival Mode]

Survival Mode (SM): An open-world Vanilla experience offering multiple worlds with 1000×1000 block maps. Players can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build the best base possible. SM servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

➤ [Creative Mode Plots]

Creative Mode Plots (CM): Dedicated plots world experience where players can unleash their creativity and build whatever they want with unlimited blocks and resources. Players can work together on projects or build their own creations.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

Q: When do Survival Mode servers reset?

A: Survival Mode servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: The rules include respecting everyone, no cheating or exploiting, not abusing artistic license, maintaining player and account safety, and following personal and account safety tips.

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	336650	Dragon Eggs Found:	7492
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Items Found:	7512
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!