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Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Players Killed by Monsters:	4359	Votes:	8255
Villages Defended:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Votes:	7986
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Votes:	717
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	3251	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragons Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	8606
Farms Harvested:	514	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Divine Spears Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!