CLOWNFISH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Bow Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3341	Dimension Hops:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	7193	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5298	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	257
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Animals Bred:	109	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7127	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5547
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchantments Applied:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!