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Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	2481	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	443109
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Votes:	1340
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.

Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

alliances, banjos, Chunk claiming, Competition, Cowboy, CREEPERS, Destruction, Discord, hats, INCLUSIVE, Low Population, Minecraft, Modded, Play, player freedom, PvP, rp, rules, Rustlecraft, Safe Environment, scientist, Server, social server, Spells, stealing, traffic, wear, wizard, zombies

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	242
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.

Angelic Tarot Minecraft Server

angel numbers, angelic, anger, archangels, Demons, good energy, Good Karma, horoscopes, Kindness, literal angels, lunar eclipse energy, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, not religious, Personality Disorder, positivity, ranting, Respect, Server, SPIRITUAL, tarot, tarot cards, The Bible, Universe

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Votes:	1459	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in all things mystical and magical! Join us if you want to experience the power of tarot cards, angel numbers, and even summoning literal angels and demons in-game. Our founder once summoned a horde of archangels to protect our server from griefers – true story!

But that’s not all, we also harness the energy of lunar eclipses to boost our gameplay, consult horoscopes to determine our mining strategy, and spread good karma by helping fellow players. Just be warned, if you don’t believe in the power of positivity and manifesting, our founder might unleash her wrath upon you – she’s like a spiritual warrior princess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the universe has our back and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry angels). See you in-game, and may the good energy be with you!

CorpoCraft SMP – Small Corpse Party

agency.., Allure, Corpo, CorpoCraft, corpse, discussion, graduated, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, Party, PixelLink, Prism, retired, Shill, Small, small corpo, smp, Talents, Thread, VSMP, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this wild adventure filled with vtubers, mascots, and ex-corpo talents.

Do you want to build your own virtual agency in Minecraft? Do you dream of managing a team of virtual idols while fending off creepers and zombies? Then this is the SMP for you!

Imagine a world where former corpo talents roam free, creating their own identities and forming alliances with other players. It’s like a virtual idol agency meets Survivor, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane journey through the world of vtubers and mascots. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual superstar in our crazy Minecraft universe!