Clown – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DadCraft: Backstabbed & Interviewed

6 months, almost free, AREA, Backstabbed, cheap pc parts, Clown, college tuition, computer engineering, DadCraft, DEBT, Degree, easy job, excel sheets, FACTORY, INTERNSHIP, interview, interviewed, money management, phone bill, Planning, salary, worked for dad

Are you tired of working for free like a peasant in your dad’s Minecraft server? Join our server and experience the thrill of getting paid in virtual diamonds and emeralds for your hard work! No more feeling like a clown, we value your skills in computer engineering and will reward you handsomely.

Forget about debt and bad money management, our server is a land of endless opportunities where you can excel and thrive. Work on exciting projects, slay dragons, and build epic structures with your newfound wealth. Don’t let your dad’s cold shoulder hold you back, join us and become the master of your own destiny!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Excel sheets and hello to a world of adventure and fun. Join our Minecraft server now and let the games begin!

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Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

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Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

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Honk Honk Minecraft Server

Art the clown, Clown, controversial, dark humor, Edgy, extremism, Honk, Horror, kills, Minecraft, murder, niggers, offensive, ourguy, roasties, satire, Server, shock value, social commentary, taboo, violence, wino single mothers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

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BlockPartyDrama

Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

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Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

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Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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New Server IP
Clown Show Minecraft SMP

Audience, circus, Clown, clown show, comedic act, comedy, Crowd, dozens, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, humor, Laughter, live performance, Minecraft, Performance, Popular, Show, smp, spectacle, talent, THOUSANDS, Viewers, WEEKLY

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, millions of people tune in every week to watch our clown show! Okay, maybe not millions…okay, maybe not thousands…okay, maybe not even dozens. But hey, we have clowns! And who doesn’t love a good clown show while building epic creations in Minecraft? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

Flyin g Fis h Threa d Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, artistic interpretation, discussion, drawing, Fis, Fish anatomy, fish species, Flyin, flying abilities, flying fish, flying fish drawing, flying fish facts, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, ocean creatures, ocean ecosystem, sea creatures, smp, threa, Thread, underwater world, unique species, wildlife

Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so wild, we have flying fish that you can actually ride around like a majestic steed! That’s right, forget about horses or boats, we’re all about flying fish here!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a coop full of Diamond Chickens!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? That’s right, these creepers are on your side, ready to explode in the face of anyone who dares to mess with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
GamersCraft

Discord, Friends, Fun, GamersCraft, Kits, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Server, Shop

Welcome to GamersCraft have fun with friends play MiniGames PvP with kits and various things Shop for more information in our Discord server!

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New Server IP
BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

Alban Knox, Archive, AsterArcadia, BlockyBoys, claude, Claude Clawmark, D Dropscythe, FANART, Fujo, fulgur ovid, hexhaywire, hornyposting, ike eveland, iluna, KRISIS, KyoKanek0, Lofter, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, Luxnoc, Minecraft, mysta rias, Nijisanji EN Male General, Noctyx, pregposting, RenZott0, ryoma, RyomaBarrenwort, Server, shu yamino, sonny brisko, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, Ver Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, Vtubers, xsoleil, yugo asuma, Yume, YuQWilson

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Luxiem’s fire spells? Join our server and mine with the Noctyx crew, build with ILUNA’s architectural expertise, and battle mobs with XSOLEIL’s sword skills.

Krisis will keep you on your toes with unexpected events, Claude will guide you through the treacherous caves, and Ryoma will lead you to hidden treasures.

But beware, if you encounter the infamous Discordfags or tribalfags, you better be ready to defend yourself with some serious pregposting and hornyposting skills.

Join now for a wild adventure that will make you forget about all the falseflaggers and numberfags out there. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where the real action is at!

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> Minecraft SMP: The Only Stable Levantine Country

Country, current events, Diversity, ethnicity, Geopolitics, Government, huwhite man, Identity, Israel, Jordan, leadership, lebanon, levantine, levantine country, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, power dynamics, Race, smp, social commentary, Stability, Stable, Syria

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?

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New Server IP
Bingus Anarchy

amazing, Anarchy, awesome sauce, Cool, crash, Epic, Join, Longevity, maintenance, Minecraft, modifications, No anti cheats, No bans, no plugins, personal server, Pure anarchy, PvP, Server, Stinking, Survival, version 1.21.3

Fully anarchy minecraft server. Hosted on a personal server. No anti-cheats, no bans, no plugins. I want to see how long a minecraft server can last without any modifications what so ever. Please feel free to join. If the server is down, most likely it’s been crashed or it needed maintenance. Pure anarchy awesomeness. Literally… Just a cool awesome sauce super epicular amazing freaking cool stinking anarchy minecraft server on minecraft version 1.21.3. Yup. That’s about it. Just a minecraft anarchy server.

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New Server IP
Fagex’s Private Minecraft Server: Gaypers Unite!

Audience, community response, controversy, Fagex, Fagexs, game development, game servers, Gaming Community, gaming controversy, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, Gaypers, Minecraft, online communities, online gaming, player backlash, player behavior, player experience, Private, private server, Server, sgaypers, unite, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring, mainstream servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you crave a server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly trained dancers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world.

But beware, because the creepers here are known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood poets. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness on our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

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New Server IP
”/blockgen/ – Blocky General Minecraft SMP”

blockgen, blocky, Character Overviews, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, frame data, Fundamentals guide, gameplay, general, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, smp, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken community, Tekken General, terminology, video game

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Glicko2 ratings for our players because we take our block-building battles VERY seriously. Don’t worry if you don’t know the terminology, we have a whole wiki dedicated to teaching you the jargon of our server.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Tekken 8 character overviews because sometimes we like to settle our differences in a virtual fighting game arena. And if you’re looking to dominate in combat, we’ve got important combos and moves for each character at your disposal.

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. Will you build the most epic castle or get into a Tekken showdown with your fellow players? The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft SMP! 😜🔥🎮

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New Server IP
Goatjo Minecraft Server

Abilities, Battles, building, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Crates, CURSES, Economy, Events, Farming, Friends, Giveaways, jujutsucraft, PvE, PvP, pvp tournaments, Ranked Duels, Redstone, Staff, supernatural threats, Survival, survival mode, Updates, Vanilla

Welcome to Goatjo Minecraft, an exciting server inspired by *Jujutsu Kaisen*! Using the *JujutsuCraft* mod, the server blends Minecraft with the world of Jujutsu sorcerers and curses, allowing you to cast powerful curses and battle enemies in ranked duels. Key Features: – Jujutsu Kaisen-Inspired Gameplay: Harness curses and jujutsu techniques to fight powerful foes and level up your abilities. – Survival Mode: Explore, mine, build, and craft while facing supernatural threats from the jujutsu world. – Events & PvP Tournaments: Compete in events and PvP tournaments for glory and rewards. – Ranked Duels & Casual Play: Engage in ranked duels to rise through the ranks or enjoy casual play with friends. – Crates & Giveaways: Unlock rare items and cosmetics through crates and giveaways. – Community & Support: Join a welcoming community with dedicated staff and regular updates. – Classic Minecraft Features: Enjoy crafting, building, farming, redstone, and more alongside the *Jujutsu Kaisen* features.

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New Server IP
Static

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom Mobs, dynamic elements, Factions, in-game currency, Minecraft, Mining, Prison, Prisons, Progression, PvP, Quests, rare resources, Resources, Server Events, specialized crafting systems, strategic groups

A unique Minecraft prisons server offers a fresh take on the classic gameplay, blending traditional mining and PvP with innovative features. Players start in a confined area, mining resources to earn in-game currency, but this server introduces dynamic elements like custom-built mine layouts, evolving quests, and specialized crafting systems. The addition of complex faction-based alliances allows players to form strategic groups, competing for control over rare resources and key locations. With frequent server events, custom mobs, and special challenges, this prison server keeps gameplay exciting and unpredictable, offering a blend of progression, community, and adventure unlike any other.

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New Server IP
Wayward Wanderer Minecraft Server

Colonization, confusion, cultural appropriation, Direction, discrimination, History, identity crisis, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, Lost, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority voices, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, WANDERER, Wayward, Which way, White Man

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which way to go? Join our server and let our wise and mystical guides lead you on a journey of epic proportions! They’ll show you the way like a GPS on steroids, guiding you through treacherous dungeons and towering mountains with ease. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure at the end of the rainbow, guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the adventure begin!

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