Clout MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChinaCraft: U.N. Edition Minecraft Server

foreign policy, world politics, America First, Server, Clout

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where we have more power than china at the U.N. and we fill the void left by trump’s ‘america first’ nonsense. we have so much clout, even the creepers are scared of us.

our server is so lit, we have diamonds for days and our players are like the avengers, but with pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us and become a legend in the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

so what are you waiting for? join now and show the world that our server is the true superpower of minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

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Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

insert, follow, pricks, companies, chubas

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

Faggots, Clout, big tits, fake imperfections, basedboys

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

happy family, unsolicited advice, adoptive parents, Boundaries, Clout

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

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Offkai vs Phase Minecraft Server

BIAS, Beef, sponsor money, Sakana, hate

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only care about money and drama? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Sakana and the Phase members unfold before your very eyes. Who will come out on top? Who will betray who? The drama is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re watching a reality TV show!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane sponsorships you’ll ever see. We’re talking about Sakana’s money being thrown around like it’s confetti at a party. Who cares about personal bias when you can have a server that’s all about the drama and clout?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, “I hate Phase. Praise me” is our motto, and we take it very seriously. Let the chaos begin!

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Methane Madness: Sudd Swamp, Turkmenistan Coast, Ibera Wetland, Liaoning Laughs

Emissions, Wetlands, Liaoning, turkmenistan, laughs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more methane sources than south sudan’s wetland! we got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! our turkmenistan coast oil and gas is so lit, it’ll make your head spin! and don’t even get us started on argentina’s iberia wetland, the only thing wetter than our players’ tears when they lose their loot! plus, our china liaoning sources are so anthropogenic, they’ll make you question your existence! join now for a gas-tastic time!

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The Perch

cozy space, Discord, Sell, Unique, Events

The Perch Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Semi-vanilla, community-driven server
Features	Never-resetting map Ranking system based on time played Active community with player-ran shops and events Sell and rent claims system

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join The Perch server? A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Perch? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/.

Q: What makes The Perch unique? A: The server separates itself by focusing on community needs, offering a cozy space without toxicity or drama, and introducing custom features.

Q: How can I get more information about the server map? A: You can view the interactive map at https://map.the-perch.net/.

Bussy World Craft 1.21.1

Bussy, world, 1.21.1, Craft

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the biggest, baddest bwc in all of Minecraft! And not just any bwc, but the bwc that will make your bussy sing with joy! Trust me, you won’t find bwc like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Get on this server and get that bwc in your bussy! It’s a game-changer, bro.

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FashionablyLateCraft

high school, college, Boundaries, FashionablyLateCraft, Hotel

Yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will blow your mind!

So, imagine this: you log into the server and you’re greeted by a group of players who are always late for everything. Like, seriously, they make “Filipino time” look like a joke. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? You never know when your friends will actually show up to help you build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

And get this – if you’re the first one to arrive at a meetup spot, you get a special prize! Like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper or something equally awesome. Plus, if you’re late, you have to do a silly dance in front of everyone. It’s all in good fun, trust me.

So, come join us on the server where being fashionably late is the norm and where the adventures never end. Who needs punctuality when you’ve got a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – just don’t be surprised if your friends show up three hours late with a sheep in tow. It’s all part of the fun, baby!

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CraftyMythBusters

misguided, Fallacy, false belief, fabrication, fact

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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