Cloudy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

EmoWeather Minecraft Server

Calm, Cloudy, cloudy with a chance of emotions, emotional forecast, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional weather, emotions, EmoWeather, feelings, forecast, inner turmoil, mental health, Minecraft, mood, psychological well-being, Rainy, Server, Stormy, Sunny, sunny skies, Thunderstorms, Turbulent, weather

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6996
Votes:	4498	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you feeling like a stormy mess today? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your chaotic energy in a virtual world! Build towering structures out of pure rage, mine for diamonds with the intensity of a hurricane, and battle mobs with the fury of a thunderstorm. Let your emotions run wild as you conquer our pixelated realm and show everyone who’s boss. Trust us, you’ll never look at weather forecasts the same way again after experiencing the madness of our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm – both literally and figuratively!

David’s Cloudy Adventure – Come survive with Davidscloud! US

admin team, Adventure, Amplified World, Banking System, Cloudy, commands, Community, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davids, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Hub, Interest, Ip:, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, smp, Survival, SURVIVE, Zedmun

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

About Davidscloud
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQs

Q: How do I protect my belongings on the server?

A: You can claim blocks using our grief prevention system to ensure that your structures and items are safe from griefing. You start off with 2,000 blocks that you can claim, and accrue more over time.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not believe in pay-to-win. Our server is focused on providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I play on the server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, our server now allows cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions. You can play with your friends regardless of the platform they use.

Q: Are there multiple worlds to explore on the server?

A: Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, we have added an Amplified World for players to explore. We are also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the Vanilla server at mc.davidscloud.net. For Bedrock crossplay, use port 19132. More instructions on connecting can be found here.

Q: Where can I learn more about commands, rules, and community guidelines?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/davidscloud to learn more about the server and get support from our admin team.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Towns Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	94

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	593	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7239	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3097
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Emeralds Found:	8628	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Star Shards Collected:	108	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Ores Mined:	951
Players Killed by Monsters:	1661	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!