(MUST BE ACTIVE!) Welcome to CloudVale 3.0! A LifeSteal based Minecraft server… When you kill a player, you gain a heart! And the killed player loses one. If you lose all of your hearts, you get banned forever, or that would be the case if the Revive Beacon didn’t exist. It can be crafted, however it is very expensive. It can only revive one player, so use it wisely! (supports Java + Bedrock)
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?
With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!
Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.
Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.
Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!
Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥
We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞
Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.
Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!
But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!
Join us and blow up your ex’s house with TNT, build a giant statue of yourself flipping them off, or create a rollercoaster that leads straight to a pit of lava (symbolizing your burning love for them, of course). The possibilities are endless!
Plus, our community is full of fellow heartbroken players who totally get what you’re going through. We have support groups for those who need to vent, group therapy sessions where we share our craziest breakup stories, and even a virtual bar where you can drown your sorrows with pixelated drinks.
So come on over to our server and let’s turn that breakup frown upside down! Who needs love when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life! Fight alongside Ukrainian soldiers as they launch Storm Shadow strikes on Russian targets. Build alliances, gather resources, and unleash chaos on the battlefield. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more than just building and surviving, come join us for a wild ride. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? See you there, warrior!
