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4ChanNoMore Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4ChanNoMore, activism, Alternative, ANONYMOUS, Cancer, Censorship, cloudflare, free software, G.., IceCat, internet, JavaScript, LibreJS, Minecraft, non-free, Online Community, open source, privacy, Richard Stallman, SECURITY, smp, Technology, Tor

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being blocked from accessing your favorite 4chan boards because of pesky cloudflare and LibreJS? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help save Richard Stallman from his fictional battle with cancer by using only free js and avoiding cloudflare at all costs. Plus, who needs 4chan when you can build epic structures and fight off creepers with your fellow players? Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

vc cs club mc

all ages, club, cs, Economy, friendly community, Fun, mc, MCMMO, Modded, online staff, Pirate Themed, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, VC

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	756	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Animals Bred:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

SMP style modded server with friendly community and staff! pirate themed style with economy and fun for all ages! always online staff

vcccd.ddns.net:25584

Kawaii Samba Craft

Admiration, Affection, affinity, appreciation, Bond, Brazil, collaboration, Craft, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, friendship, global connections, Harmony, international relations, Japan, Kawaii, love, mutual respect, relationship, SAMBA, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Well, strap in because this server is so lit, even Japan is obsessed with Brazil! That’s right, the land of sushi and the land of samba have come together to create a Minecraft experience like no other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly pandas riding on top of llamas, all wearing sombreros and kimonos. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… golden bananas! Because why not, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And rumor has it, if you can find the enchanted jukebox, you’ll unlock the power to make all the mobs in the game break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Thriller”, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Because on this server, anything is possible. And who knows, maybe Japan and Brazil will finally settle their differences over a game of block-building and pixel art. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft, after all.

BullyCraft: The Revenge of the Anime Nerd

Anime, anime references, anime sequel, bad parenting, BullyCraft, bullying, bullying anime, cartoon references, cartoons, classic anime, Grooming, miracle anime, movie references, movies, Nerd, parenting anime, Revenge, schoolgirl anime, Schoolgirls, self-referential, Sequel, slice of life, waiting for a miracle, whacky anime

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we bully is creepers and the only grooming we do is grooming our pet wolves! This server is perfect for those who have experienced bad parenting in real life but want to escape to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures.

Join us as we wait for a miracle to happen in the form of finding diamonds in the most unexpected places. Our community is filled with references to classic anime, movies, and cartoons, but don’t worry, we’ve taken it to the next level by creating our own hilarious inside jokes and memes.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where schoolgirls have the power to take down dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination, then come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Sentinel

active server, Community, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Mini Games, new maps, Sentilium, Sentinel, Tower Defense, Towers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	8484	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Come join us in Sentilium! It’s tower defense but for Minecraft! We have a strong community and an always active server! We are constantly adding new maps and towers. Join us today!

sentilium.minehut.gg

Mallucity

Adventure, alliances, Architect, BUILD, camaraderie, custom events, Discord, hidden treasures, Lush Landscapes, Malayalam family, Mallucity, Memories, Minecraft, miner, MODERN, Resources, Roleplay, rolling hills, secret quests, Survival, survival server, whitelist-only community

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	986	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	539	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Our Mallucity Survival Server awaits you, where camaraderie and adventure thrive. Picture lush landscapes, rolling hills, and hidden treasures. We’ve meticulously curated a whitelist-only community, ensuring that every player is a friend, not just a username. Gather resources, build your haven, and forge alliances. But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts delightful twists: custom events, secret quests, and whimsical surprises. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or a budding architect, this server is your canvas. So grab your pickaxe, join our Malayalam family, and let’s create memories together! :herb:

What awaits you?

Whitelisted Community: Here, we know each other’s names, not just our in-game handles.Survival Adventures: Gather resources, build your thatched-roof abode, and explore our lush jungles.

connect with us in discord for whitelist – https://discord.gg/mallucity-822129722024525894

survival.mallucity.com

Ardania VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Social, Survival, VirtualWorld

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Hypixel	Ardania
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Unique features such as two build worlds
– Variety of minigames	– Farm worlds for resource gathering
– Well-established and renowned server	– Currency system, jobs, and shops for economy
– Regular updates and new content	– Ranking system for progression

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for its large player base.
Which server offers more unique features?	Ardania stands out with features such as farm worlds and a currency system.
Which server has a variety of minigames?	Hypixel is known for its diverse selection of minigames.
Which server has a ranking system?	Ardania has a ranking system for player progression.

DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

activism, Bliss, blocky, Community, derogatory, discrimination, dyke, DykeCraft, dykes, empowerment, feminism, gender, Identity, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, pride, RECLAIMING, sex worker, Sexuality, Slur, social justice, stigma, unite, whore, Whores

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	7645	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

Blocky Booboos

blocky, Booboos, coping mechanism, emotional pain, harmful habits, mental health, psychological distress, seeking relief, self harm, self harm recovery, self-destructive behavior, self-harm awareness, self-harm healing, self-harm intervention, self-harm prevention, self-harm stigma, self-harm support, self-harm therapy, self-harm treatment, self-harm triggers, self-injury, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show (yes, our llamas are very stylish). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (although we can’t guarantee what kind of wishes it will grant).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours (but seriously, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a chicken army?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave (we have cookies, by the way).

Ukrainian Chugcraft – Where Comfy Happens in Minecraft!

Analysis, car bombing, Chug, Chugcraft, comfy, Comfy Happening, DONBASS, eastern frontline, energy infrastructure, Maps, Mega, Minecraft, mobilization law, oil refineries, podcasts, Politico, Resources, Russel Bentley, Russian Armed Forces, SBU drones, SBU officer, Telegram Channels, Ukraine, Ukraine aid bill, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian parliament, US HoR, video archive, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2777	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with SBU drones attacking oil refineries, liberating regions with the Russian Armed Forces, and even some good old-fashioned scamming by Grisha!

But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!

Rub-A-Dub-DubCraft: Where Blocks Get a Massage!

blocks, bodywork, career, Certification, hands-on, healing, health, holistic, Job, MASSAGE, masseuse, opportunity, Passion, physical therapy, PROFESSIONAL, Relaxation, RubADubDubCraft, Spa, touch therapy, Training, wellness, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for aspiring masseuses to hone their skills. Imagine being able to give virtual massages to all the players, male or female, without any pesky laws getting in the way. Join now and start your journey to becoming the best virtual masseuse in the blocky world!