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CloudCrafters

satire, machine learning, digital art, humor, meme

join our epic minecraft server where the AI art comes ALIVE, literally! our clouds are filled with old men who yell at you as you build your pixelated empire. but don’t worry, they’re just grumpy because they haven’t had their morning coffee yet.

we have a secret underground world where you can battle giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow-colored llamas. but be careful, the llamas have a taste for human flesh.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. just be prepared for the potato to demand sacrifices in return.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the angry old men in the clouds).

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CloudCrafters

eXtraordinary, beauty, Spectacular, Breathtaking, Nature

yo, dis server be like dat one time i saw a cloud dat looked like a giant potato chip. no cap, it was wild. join dis server and u gonna see clouds dat look like unicorns, dragons, and even a slice of pizza. ain’t no other server gonna give u dat kinda cloud variety, fam. so come thru and witness da magic of da sky on dis server. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, yo.

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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

International, SECURITY, terrorism threat, CASUALTIES, Terrorism

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

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PixelatedMindCraft

neural pathways, perceptual experience, spatial representation, cognitive function, 3d model

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

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Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

sneak, 1.20.2, Custom Mobs, teachers, Wastelands

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, Server, toby fox, moral choices, nostalgic vibes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

self-control, mental health, libido, emasculation, smp

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

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EffortlessCraft

EffortlessCraft, Worthwhile, EASY, Profitable, Effective

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

international workers, temporary, skilled workers, Trudeaus, reduction

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

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PianoCraftWarrior

Music, political prisoner, anti-war, jailed, PianoCraftWarrior

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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