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FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	959	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4860	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

CraftyKidsGoneWild

administration, anger, Behavior, Communication, CraftyKidsGoneWild, Disappointment, disbelief, discipline, education, Expectations, Frustration, inappropriate, Incompetence, parenting, policies, rules, School, Students, teachers, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of your child’s school being a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Say goodbye to boring homework and hello to building your dream castle in the sky while riding a flying pig. Trust us, your child’s school will seem like a joke compared to the adventures waiting for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Auto, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Votes:	7125	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Elixir Influence 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consequences, alcohol consumption, alcohol culture, alcohol decision making, alcohol effects, alcohol influence, alcohol influence on behavior, alcohol influence on choices, alcohol influence on decisions, alcohol peer influence, alcohol peer pressure, alcohol socialization, alcohol tolerance, drinking alcohol, drinking habits, elixir, influence, peer pressure, social drinking

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

BFF Betrayal Minecraft Server

Activity, Adventure, affordability, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BFF, blocked, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, friendship, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Kids, Meltdown, Minecraft, misunderstanding, outing, Server, social media, spontaneity, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8168	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of friends who can’t handle a little FOMO? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a place where you can build epic adventures with your kids without worrying about who’s missing out. Plus, we have a special “No FOMO Zone” where you can block anyone who can’t handle your awesome adventures. So come join us and let’s build some memories together – without the guilt trips!

SingCraftLove

advice, cancer treatment, caregiving, Chemo, chemotherapy, comfort, Emotional support, Empathy, grown man, infantilizing, Lullaby, medical issues, music therapy, nursing school, pain management, pain meds, side effects, SingCraftLove, singing, skin cancer, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9903
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take comforting to a whole new level! Need a break from the real world and its problems? Join us and experience the healing power of virtual blocks and pixels!

Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?

Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.

Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!

BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6926	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

BlockPartyTelepathy

BlockPartyTelepathy, Collective consciousness, Communication, Connection, Empathy, global unity, Humanity, love, mass communication, mental connection, Mental power, mind reading, oneness, Peace, psychic, spiritual awakening, telepathic communication, telepathic message, telepathy, Understanding, world peace

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Votes:	5399

Hey there, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even aliens are trying to get in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you send a telepathic message to all people on Earth, they’ll instantly be drawn to join us. That’s right, we’re so awesome that even your grandma will be building pixelated castles in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.