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| Players: |
94/400 |
Votes: |
5613 |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: |
17 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: |
5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: |
26 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
15 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
17 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
15 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
69 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: |
2 |
Love Letters Sent: |
17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: |
8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
3 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
