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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7566 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness