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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9827 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3581 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Votes: | 9679 | Crops Grown: | 6373 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness