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HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Potions Brewed:	158
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	8082
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!