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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1812 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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