clot prevention Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Animals Bred:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	4205	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	93	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

Adventure, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Interstellar, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, preview page, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, spacecraft, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchantments Applied:	217
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	201	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!