Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of how that person in your high school died! Was it a creeper explosion gone wrong? Or maybe they fell into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds? Only on our server will you be able to solve this hilarious and absurd mystery! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out some killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the wacky adventures begin!
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HighSchoolDeathMystery
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ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!
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DoomsdayCraft
Do you want to die in a hilarious and ridiculous way? Then join our Minecraft server where death is not just a possibility, it’s practically guaranteed! From getting squished by a giant flying pig to being blown up by a herd of explosive sheep, the ways you can meet your demise are endless. But hey, at least you’ll die laughing! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!
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AutisticCraft – MomGrudge10yrs
Are you tired of feeling lost and out of place in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and find a community that understands you better than your mom understands you! Our special education teachers will sit you down and explain everything you need to know about ASD, just like they did for one of our players (25F).But wait, there’s more! We provide Ritalin to all players, but unlike their moms, we actually tell you why you need it. No more feeling like you’re being controlled for no reason – now you can take your medication with confidence and clarity.
Join our server today and leave behind the struggles of feeling isolated and frustrated. Trust us, our community is way more supportive than someone who thinks keeping your diagnosis a secret is a good idea. And remember, if you bring up your past traumas, we won’t dismiss them – we’ll embrace them with open arms (and maybe a diamond sword for protection). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let go of the sting of the past!
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ExBlockLoversAnonymous
Have you ever cried so hard after a breakup that you accidentally flooded your entire Minecraft house with your tears? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that happening again because we have grief counselors on standby 24/7 to help you through those tough times. Plus, our PvP arena is the perfect place to take out your post-breakup aggression on unsuspecting players. So come join us and let’s turn those breakup blues into blocky bliss!
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RockBlockers
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, most epic server in all of minecraft history!we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.
the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.
so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.
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HeartbreakCraft SMP
Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.
So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.
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Regretless SMP – Minecraft
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!
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CraftyDadFamWedding
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no pesky siblings trying to steal your inheritance.Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Plus, you won’t have to worry about inviting any annoying cousins to your virtual wedding.
So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a good time!
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CareBearGone Minecraft SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!