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  • ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!

    ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!
    Are you tired of your ex constantly blowing up your phone with messages like “I miss you” and “Let’s give it another shot”? Well, imagine if you could escape all that drama by joining our Minecraft server!

    On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!

    So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!

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  • Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

    Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

    Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

    Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

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  • ExFuneral Minecraft Server

    ExFuneral Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of teenage drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this post!

    Need closure from your ex’s funeral but don’t want to upset your current boyfriend? Our server is the perfect place to navigate through these tricky situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual ex to mourn over!

    With a community that supports you through all your questionable choices, you’ll never feel alone. Join now and experience the drama-filled adventures that await on our server! Remember, in Minecraft, anything is possible – even attending your ex’s funeral with your virtual boyfriend!

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  • BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

    BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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  • ShortLuv – Minecraft Server

    ShortLuv – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to experience the most epic breakups in Minecraft history. From players stealing each other’s virtual pets to declaring war over a misplaced block, our server is a hotbed of relationship drama.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two players fighting over your virtual affections. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated characters and way more TNT.

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  • CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

    CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server
    So, get this – my ex said I spent too much time playing on this Minecraft server. Can you believe that? Like, hellooo, have you seen the epic builds and crazy adventures I’ve been having on there? It’s not just a server, it’s a whole freakin’ universe of awesomeness!

    I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.

    Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?

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  • TurkishCraft Minecraft Server

    TurkishCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, u know how airlines r supposed to be all about flying and stuff? Well, this one airline in Tehran was like, nah fam, we gonna close our office cuz our employees don’t wanna wear headscarves. And the police were all like, yo, u can’t do that, and they shut it down. But like, on our Minecraft server, u can do whatever u want! No headscarf laws here, just block-building fun and crazy adventures. Join us and escape the real world drama for some epic gaming!

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  • NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft Server

    NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our server, you’ll never have to do those things again!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to mine for diamonds again because we have a magical diamond tree that grows unlimited diamonds for you to pick! And forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can live in a giant flying taco that shoots lasers at creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled maze. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss mob, the giant chicken of doom, who shoots fireballs from its beak!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft forever!

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  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the story of my friend and her lost infant son.

    Experience the thrill of being cut out of someone’s life for years, only to be invited back because they’re going through a divorce and need friends. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and relive the drama in pixelated form?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between forgiveness and accountability as you navigate through friendships that are as rocky as a Minecraft mountain. Will you be the hero who demands answers, or the villain who lets it slide? The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion!

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  • Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness

    Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos!

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