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BlockyBreakupBay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of your ex-girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your pent-up frustrations in a virtual world where you can build a giant statue of her and then blow it up with TNT! Let out all your anger and resentment in a healthy and explosive way. Plus, our community is full of players who have been through similar heartbreaks and can offer you support and advice on how to move on. So why wallow in sadness when you can blow stuff up instead? Join our server now and let the healing begin!

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

GetALifeCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Votes:	4536
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!

Crafty AF

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	2631	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!