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Decade Edge Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3567

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	1060
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	1812
Ores Mined:	8408	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	1827	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Concept Art Mogs The Final Design Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	8596
Dragon Eggs Found:	6236	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and rare loot. But beware, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken boss guards the entrance, so bring your best sword and armor!

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mobs that will blow your mind. Imagine fighting a zombie that shoots fireballs or a creeper that explodes into a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party in every battle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our concept art mogs the final design. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

MemeCraft Mayhem

Bedwars, Chaos, Community, Community Events, creativity, Cross-Play, Currency, data packs, Features, Friendly, funny, grown up, Hub World, Mini Games, Mods, money economy, OneBlock, resource packs, Resources, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to MemeCraft Mayhem, the ultimate grown-up Minecraft SMP where chaos and creativity collide! Dive into a vibrant world packed with features and a community that’s all about having fun. Here’s what makes our server a one-of-a-kind experience:

Epic Hub World: Start your journey in our hub world, where you can meet clickable NPCs ready to teleport you to different game modes and explore upcoming mini-games. We’re always adding more, so there’s always something new to check out!

Money Economy: We’ve added a money economy system to keep things fresh. Earn currency as you play, trade with fellow players, and buy or sell resources to build your dream base. With endless blocks, ores, and enchantments, the possibilities are limitless!

The SMP Experience: Dive into our core MemeCraft Mayhem SMP, where classic survival is enhanced with a funny twist. We’ve packed it with hilarious ‘edibles’ for those looking for a unique and amusing gameplay experience, plus tons of custom resources to make your builds stand out.

Modded Madness: We’re all about keeping the game exciting with data packs and resource packs that bring new life to the server. From cute Mcplayz figures as totems to custom mobs and more, our mods keep you on your toes.

Community Fun: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players who love to chill, build, battle, and laugh together. Participate in server events, explore our creative hub world, or just hang out and chat with new friends.

Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or just have a laugh, MemeCraft Mayhem has something for you! Join today and become part of the chaos!

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