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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4333 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!
