Closeted Minecraft Servers

Closeted Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2320
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 139 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Votes: 5299
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!

    MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7478
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Crops Grown: 5855
    Emeralds Found: 1105 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

    Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6180
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 77 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love

    HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5380
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Mines Excavated: 1302
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magic Items Found: 4593

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships are taken to a whole new level! Just like the questionable texts between your husband and his coworker, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and flirtatious banter that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship. Just like how your husband’s friend gets quiet around you, our server will leave you speechless with its unique and mysterious atmosphere.

    So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden truths and secrets along the way. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even finding out that your husband’s coworker is actually a secret Minecraft mastermind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisFrenGayBaitNoMore

    SisFrenGayBaitNoMore
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9568
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your high school? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable relationships just like the ones in this story.

    Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of this tale. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a love triangle or uncovering secrets just like the protagonist in this drama.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your assumptions about someone’s sexuality. In fact, we encourage wild theories and outrageous accusations – it makes the game more interesting!

    So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a high school gossip circle. Who knows, you might even find your own “gay best friend” or uncover a scandal that will leave you questioning everything. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!

    Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7982
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Animals Bred: 88
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7114 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha

    Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6985
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time itself.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who did nothing but support his favorite Minecraft YouTuber, his “oshi” if you will. Little did he know, the other players on the server were secretly jealous of his undying loyalty. So they banned him! Can you believe it? The poor guy just wanted to show some love and got kicked to the curb for it.

    But fear not, dear player, for on this server, we welcome all you crazy stans with open arms. In fact, we encourage you to shout your love from the mountaintops (or, you know, in the chat box). Because here, we believe in freedom of expression, even if that expression is just a bunch of heart emojis and “notice me senpai” messages.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you’ll be banned for is NOT being a super fan of your favorite Minecraft influencer. Let your stan flag fly high, my friends! Let’s show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the virtual realm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

    Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5317
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 484 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP
    Community Close-knit, driven
    Map Duration Since 2019
    Minimum Age 15
    Server IP play.memelands.com

    Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server

    Q: Can anyone join the server?

    A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.

    Q: Is the map reset regularly?

    A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.

    Q: What kind of events are held on the server?

    A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.

    Q: How is the server managed financially?

    A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

    Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6733
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 570537 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

    Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepers and Cuties” – A Minecraft server where even the mobs can’t resist saying, “‘She’s cute!’

    Creepers and Cuties” – A Minecraft server where even the mobs can’t resist saying, “‘She’s cute!’
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching creepers blow up your house? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a talking sheep who gives out free diamonds if you can make it laugh. And if that’s not enough, our resident Ender Dragon is a total fashionista who hosts weekly runway shows in the End dimension. Plus, our head admin is an actual wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is saying, “She’s cute!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanillaBox Minecraft server

    VanillaBox Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1174
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the VanillaBox server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    zero.cv.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stealing hearts and diamonds on SkyCraft’s LifeSteal server

    Stealing hearts and diamonds on SkyCraft’s LifeSteal server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4903
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP skycraft.best
    Overview
    SkyCraft LifeSteal
    SkyCraft: Where Legends Rise and Raids Roar
    SkyCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a server for seasoned players seeking intense PvP, strategic raids, and empires that touch the clouds.
    Battle-Tested & Mature Staff: Our experienced team ensures fair play and a community free from drama.
    Custom Plugins Unleashed: Forget vanilla limitations! SkyCraft offers unique features and challenges to elevate your gameplay.
    Dominate or be Destroyed: Forge alliances, conquer strongholds, and amass power through strategic raids.
    SkyCraft is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to claim your place among the legends? Join today!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the SkyCraft server? To join SkyCraft, simply enter the server IP “skycraft.best” in your Minecraft multiplayer menu and connect to the server.
    What makes SkyCraft different from other Minecraft servers? SkyCraft offers intense PvP battles, strategic raids, and unique gameplay features thanks to custom plugins that set it apart from vanilla Minecraft servers.
    Are there rules and guidelines on SkyCraft? Yes, SkyCraft has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive community experience. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules before joining.
    Can I team up with other players on SkyCraft? Absolutely! SkyCraft encourages players to forge alliances, conquer strongholds, and strategize together to amass power and dominate the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 8builders8tools VS Hypixel

    8builders8tools VS Hypixel
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 6572
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Votes: 7863
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel 8builders8tools
    • Complete anarchy environment
    • Hacks and exploits allowed
    • Suitable for players looking for a challenge
    • Supports multiple versions of Minecraft
    • Strict rules against hacking and cheating
    • Family-friendly environment
    • Customizable player housing and guild systems
    • No rules or limitations on player behavior
    • No restrictions on gameplay or building

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is Hypixel suitable for players who enjoy competitive gameplay? A: Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of competitive minigames and game modes for players looking for a challenge.
    Q: Are hacks and exploits allowed on 8builders8tools? A: Yes, 8builders8tools is an anarchy server where hacks and anything is allowed, providing a different gameplay experience.
    Q: Can I play on 8builders8tools with friends on different Minecraft versions? A: Yes, 8builders8tools supports multiple versions of Minecraft, making it accessible to players on various platforms.
    Q: Does Hypixel have a strict policy against cheating? A: Yes, Hypixel has strict rules against hacking and cheating to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creepers – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for PS Vita Fans! Unleash Your Inner Blockhead Now!

    Crafty Creepers – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for PS Vita Fans! Unleash Your Inner Blockhead Now!
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5126
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where unicorns reign supreme and God Wars series characters battle it out for glory!

    Our server is so wild that even Tales of Hearts R got delisted just to join the fun. Ray Gigant tried to join, but we had to delist them too for being too OP. NIS America releases are feeling left out and are being delisted from the party.

    But don’t worry, we also have surprises like Jet Set Knights getting a physical release just to shake things up. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always head over to our PSN Friends List to make some new friends or find someone to join in on the madness.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself! And if you’re into hacks and homebrew, we’ve got a whole discussion board just for you. See you on the other side! 🦄💥🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Broomstix: Where even your broom can’t fly on Sundays! 🪄🧹 #1.20.4

    Broomstix: Where even your broom can’t fly on Sundays! 🪄🧹 #1.20.4
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5826
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java & Bedrock IP play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports
    Discord Server Join our Discord
    Online In-game Map View Map

    Features

    • Backwards compatibility on latest Minecraft version
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No grief

    FAQs

    Is Java account required for Bedrock and Java cross-play?

    No, Java account is not required for cross-play on our server.

    Are there any voting ranks and rewards available?

    Yes, we offer voting ranks and rewards for our players who actively participate in voting for the server.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, we have strict policies against griefing on our server to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Can I teleport to other players on the server?

    Yes, you can use commands like /tpa, /tpahere, /w, /msg, /tell, /r for player to player teleportation and private messaging.

    Does the server have a public market and tutorial warps?

    Yes, we have server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps available for all players to explore and interact with.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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