closer magazine – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server
adorable, angelic, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, cute, Darling, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, Greta, Gretas, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Lovely, Minecraft, Precious, Server, SWEET, winsome
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

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New Server IP
PixelPokeCraft
#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!
So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

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EgoCraft Minecraft Server
Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior
Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

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LMAO Minecraft Server Madness
4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind
Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

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New Server IP
Nexus
Adventure, Ambient sounds, better mobs, Coins, Crates, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, Ip:, Join, Keys, Minecraft, Nexus, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Server, Slimefun, smp, Survival, texture packs, travelers
Overview of the Server! IP : nexos.apexmc.co Adventure based SMP server! • Custom Enchants • Custom Structures • Cool Texture Packs • Crates – Soon • SlimeFun • Dungeons • Ambient Sounds • Better Mobs • Travelers • Gems/Coins/Keys • Ranks and Perks Join the server and start your journey in Nexos SMP Adventure!
nexos.apexmc.co:25636

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New Server IP
CraftyCraze – MC Server
AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BNWO Dictionary, CraftyCraze, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we host the craziest events like the “All day in bed edition”! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone! Share your edge count with other players and see who can hold out the longest.
But that’s not all, we also have AI guides to help you navigate through NovelAI V.3 ($25/month for unlimited gens). Need some inspiration for your builds? Use our tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens and watch your creations come to life.
And don’t forget to check out our official BLACKED clothing line, because who doesn’t want to dress like a true Minecraft pro? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some Slur Strokes or Orgasms along the way!

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GazaCraft Peace Summit
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global conflict resolution, global peace efforts, humanitarian crisis, International cooperation, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace conference, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, summit, united nations, world peace, xi
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xi Jinping is calling for a peace conference in Gaza just to take a break and join in on the fun!
Join us and build your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. Who needs world peace when you can have a peace treaty with your fellow players after an intense PVP battle?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show Xi Jinping how we settle conflicts in the world of blocks and pixels!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
anticipation, CraftyCraze, For you, hopeful, long wait, longing, Minecraft, patience, Server, waiting for a call, waiting for a chance, waiting for a message, waiting for a miracle, waiting for a reply, waiting for a response, waiting for a sign, waiting for a text, Waiting for love, waiting for someone, waiting for the right time, waiting game, WAITS, yearning
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie clowns, ride on rainbow-colored llamas through enchanted forests, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably). winks

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New Server IP
1. MineCraftFails
2. PixelPanic
3. BlockBloopers
4. CreeperCarnage
5. TNTrouble
6. EnderEpicFail
7. RedstoneRuckus
8. ZombieZap
9. SteveSilliness
10. DiamondDisaster
Anycolor, comedy, Digital, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, iconic duo, internet culture, meme, mistake, olliMineCraftFailsliliPixelPanicliliBlockBloopersliliCreeperCarnageliliTNTroubleliliEnderEpicFailliliRedstoneRuckusliliZombieZapliliSteveSillinessliliDiamondDisasterliol, ONLINE, Popular, RazielWarmonic, shooting themselves in the foot, social media, trending, tweet, twitter, viral
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts in a land made entirely of candy, and a secret underground club where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all, we also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a rollercoaster that takes you through a volcano, and a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old Minecraft servers.

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New Server IP
LeagueCraft Server – Join the fun today!
contraction clause, franchise management, franchise viability, Fun, Join, league authority, league control, league decision making, league intervention, league oversight, Leaguecraft, professional sports, Server, sports administration, sports business, sports governance, sports league intervention, sports regulation., sports team termination, team contraction, team dissolution, team elimination, team folding, Team Management, Today
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we take chaos to a whole new level!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of wondering if the league will step in and shut us down for our outrageous antics. Will they exercise the contraction clause and fold our team of misfit players? Who knows, but it sure makes for an exciting gameplay experience!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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