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KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	1635

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	4913	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8714	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!