Closer – New Minecraft Servers

2020 to 2030 Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are closer to the beginning of 2030 than the beginning of 2020. why should you join? well, let me tell you a wild story. once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro. also, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures ever!

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Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

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MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

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so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

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”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

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Crafty Evergreen Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old BBQ grills and guns in Minecraft? Well, say goodbye to them on our server! We’ve banned them because who needs them when you can have epic battles with…wait for it…water balloons! That’s right, water balloons are the new weapon of choice on our server.

But that’s not all, we’re also taking things to the next level by banning natural gas in the game. That’s right, no more cozy fires or cooking with gas on our server. Instead, you’ll have to rely on the power of…wait for it…unicorn farts! Yes, unicorn farts are the new energy source on our server. Trust us, they’re much more sustainable and way more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old BBQ grills and guns. Embrace the chaos of water balloon battles and the wonder of unicorn farts. It’s a whole new world on our server, and you won’t want to miss out!

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MirrorCraft Server: Closer Than You Think

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the objects in the mirror are closer than they appear…literally! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is topsy-turvy and nothing is as it seems.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes – they make for excellent companions on your quest for glory.

But the real reason you should join our server? The mirror dimension. Step through a looking glass and find yourself in a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant cupcake. Hey, it happens.

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Join Now to Experience the Craziest Mods on BisectHosting Server! You Won’t Believe #7!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Modded Minecraft Server
Server IP	63.135.164.233:25571
Time Zone	4 pm (server owner’s time zone)
Server Rules	No stealing, no griefing
Availability	Weekdays (4 hours), Weekends (most of the day)

Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What type of Minecraft server is it?	Modded Minecraft Server
Is Discord required to join?	Yes, Discord is required
What are the server rules?	No stealing, no griefing
What is the server owner’s time availability?	4 pm weekdays, most of the day weekends

99%Craft: Future Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

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Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

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Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

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so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

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