🔥Closer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

backyard, calgary, Closer, Competition, Distance, drop my belt, HBK, Matches, Minecraft, Montreal, NOOOOOOOOOOO, realization, Rivalry, San Antonio, Server, travel, UNFAIR, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Evergreen Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old BBQ grills and guns in Minecraft? Well, say goodbye to them on our server! We’ve banned them because who needs them when you can have epic battles with…wait for it…water balloons! That’s right, water balloons are the new weapon of choice on our server.

But that’s not all, we’re also taking things to the next level by banning natural gas in the game. That’s right, no more cozy fires or cooking with gas on our server. Instead, you’ll have to rely on the power of…wait for it…unicorn farts! Yes, unicorn farts are the new energy source on our server. Trust us, they’re much more sustainable and way more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old BBQ grills and guns. Embrace the chaos of water balloon battles and the wonder of unicorn farts. It’s a whole new world on our server, and you won’t want to miss out!

MirrorCraft Server: Closer Than You Think

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Votes:	5465
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	8793
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the objects in the mirror are closer than they appear…literally! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is topsy-turvy and nothing is as it seems.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes – they make for excellent companions on your quest for glory.

But the real reason you should join our server? The mirror dimension. Step through a looking glass and find yourself in a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant cupcake. Hey, it happens.

Join Now to Experience the Craziest Mods on BisectHosting Server! You Won’t Believe #7!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	3106	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Modded Minecraft Server
Server IP	63.135.164.233:25571
Time Zone	4 pm (server owner’s time zone)
Server Rules	No stealing, no griefing
Availability	Weekdays (4 hours), Weekends (most of the day)

Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What type of Minecraft server is it?	Modded Minecraft Server
Is Discord required to join?	Yes, Discord is required
What are the server rules?	No stealing, no griefing
What is the server owner’s time availability?	4 pm weekdays, most of the day weekends

CraftyNorge Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of diamonds and now they swim in a pool of riches every day.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens), then come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

AirEscape Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of sweating your blocky butt off in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of mischievous players who have rigged a fan to blow all the hot air from those pesky niggers straight to our server! Join us and enjoy a cool breeze while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and shenanigans in their Minecraft world? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server!

BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5924	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

🤣👶 Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the baby name drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even ultrasound techs can’t handle it! Join us for a chance to name your in-game creations whatever you want, without any family name pressure! 🚀🎮

👀 Picture this: a world where every player is named Malcolm or Anne, and the only way to tell them apart is by their skin color! 😂 Don’t be stuck in a server full of Elizabeths and Jameses, come to our server where you can be a unique Frank or Margaret! 🤪💥

💪 Show your partner who’s boss by dominating in-game challenges and building the most epic structures with your own unique names! No more family name drama, just pure Minecraft fun! 😎🏰

Join us now and leave the baby name drama behind! Who needs Elizabeth and James when you can have Steve and Creeper as your best buddies in the game? Let’s go, gamers! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

ChickNBed – AITA Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	378
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your love of fried chicken in bed? Join our Minecraft server where you can indulge in your favorite greasy treat without any judgment! Our community is full of chicken-loving players who understand the true joy of crispy goodness in the comfort of your own virtual home.

Forget about real-life drama like catching your fiancee off guard with your chicken shenanigans – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a chicken coop or a chicken-themed castle! So come join us and let your chicken-eating flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a bucket of fried chicken and a Minecraft server to call home?

AwkwardPubertyMC Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2200
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of awkward puberty stories and ready to embark on a new adventure? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your embarrassing moments behind! Our server is so epic, even puberty itself would be too intimidated to show up.

Join us and build your own virtual world where puberty never happened and you can be whoever you want to be without any awkward moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner and missing out on all the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave puberty in the past where it belongs!

NoChadAllowedCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	960510	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil unicorns for treasure. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join the fun!

UkraineWarzone Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

haha join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hospital to save the day from those crazy russians who keep blowing them up in ukraine. u can be the hero and heal all the injured players with ur magical potions and golden apples.

but watch out for the sneaky russian spies who try to sabotage ur hospital with TNT and creepers. u gotta be quick and build those walls strong to protect ur patients from the chaos.

join now and show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for hospital supremacy. plus, u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies for fun. what are u waiting for? come save the day in this wacky minecraft world!

CartelCraft: MexiCity Mayhem

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can be the police chief of mexico city and, like, get shot dead in a drug cartel hit? well, u r in luck, my friend! our server offers u the chance to live out ur wildest dreams of being a corrupt cop in a dangerous city filled with drug lords and shootouts. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. so come on, what r u waiting for? join our server today and see if u have what it takes to be the next victim of a drug cartel hit!

MinecraftMadness: SkipAdsDVR

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride llamas into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn u into a giant flying pig!

if u join now, u will be granted the power to shoot fireballs from ur hands and summon a herd of dancing cows to distract ur enemies! our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate warrior in the land of blocky adventures!

CraftyCarbCrusaders

alternative therapy, chronic migraine, CraftyCarbCrusaders, dietary intervention, Frequency, headache, health, holistic approach., Intensity, ketogenic diet, lifestyle change, Medical research, Mediterranean, migraine relief, neurological disorders, nutrition, pain management, Patients, pilot study, reduced pain, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me.