our server is scientifically proven to bring dads and daughters closer together, so why wait? join now and create memories that will last a lifetime! who needs boring old research when you can have epic adventures in the world of minecraft with your dad by your side? come join us today and start bonding like never before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking untold riches and power. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond stash so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep tears of joy.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a level of intimacy that will make you question why you ever bothered with real-life relationships in the first place. Who needs love when you have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and talking chickens, am I right?
Join us for epic celebrations and crazy adventures, just like the ones my brother had without me. Who needs an invite when you can crash the party and steal the show? Plus, we promise not to forget your birthday and leave you hanging like my brother did to me.
So come on over and let’s make some memories together, because on our server, every day is a party (even if you weren’t officially invited). Let’s show my brother how a real celebration is done – Minecraft style!
Join us for the ultimate relationship test as you navigate through treacherous caves, conquer towering mountains, and work together to survive in the wild. Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the rarest diamond in the game can only be found by two players working together in perfect harmony. Will you and your partner be the ones to uncover this legendary gem and solidify your bond forever?
So come join us on our server and get ready for the most intimate, non-sex thing you’ll ever do with your partner – conquering the world of Minecraft together!
Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.
Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!
Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.
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but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.
if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!
Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to express their feelings through interpretive dance and poetry readings. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and lava pits!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?
But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?
But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!
So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! ððĶīððĨ
| Server Type | Community-oriented SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Age | 1 year |
| World Reset | No current plans for resets |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| World Border | No border |
| Additional Features | Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware |
Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization. |
| How often does the world reset? | Only when voted upon by the players. |
| What is the server hardware? | Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4 |
| Can I join if I’m under 18? | No, the server is for ages 18 and older only. |
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.
Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.
So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!
