CloseMindedCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CloseMindedCraft Server

advice, Argument, Boyfriend, BPO, career, close-minded, CloseMindedCraft, Communication, Experience, FILTERS, Guilt, HR, hurt feelings, job hunting, Job Search, onsite job, perspective, qualifications, relationships, rules, Server, unemployed

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Towns Built:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

DancingDoggo Minecraft SMP

Body language, Bonding, canine, Communication, Companionship, dancing, DancingDoggo, dog, emotions, Entertainment, Expressions, Fun, Interaction, joy, love, Minecraft, Music, pet behavior, playful, reaction, singing, smp, wagging tail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of your dog giving you side-eye every time you break out into song and dance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, your furry friend will not only appreciate your musical talents, but they’ll join in on the fun! That’s right, our server is enchanted with a special plugin that allows your Minecraft dog to bust a move right alongside you as you serenade them with your favorite tunes. Join us today and watch as your pup becomes the ultimate dance partner in the virtual world!

CraftyCreeperzSecretz

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Oh boy, do we have some juicy secrets for you! Our Minecraft server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of the gaming world. Want to know how to turn a pig into a unicorn? We got you covered. Ever wanted to ride a flying llama into battle? Look no further, my friend. Our server is filled with hidden surprises and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before!

Haniyeh’s Explosive Adventure

#intelligence agency, Adventure, alleged, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, explosive, Explosives, government secrets, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Iranian agents, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, political assassination, Report, security breach, Tehran, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mines Excavated:	3114	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u suck at sneaking around and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a super spy without even leaving ur computer chair! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a top-secret underground lair where u can plan world domination (or just chill with ur pals, whatever floats ur boat).

plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.

oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.

so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!

NO2Craft: Unethical Adventures

Adventures, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, correlation, cross-cultural study, environmental impact, ethical standards, global evidence, human morality, local monthly average concentrations, moral compass, multinational perspective, Nitrogen dioxide, NO2Craft, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, research, societal behavior, societal norms, Unethical, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! we have so much fun, you won’t even remember what real life is like!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget about all your problems and worries. we have crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

come join us and experience the impact of air pollution on human morality in a whole new way. our multinational perspective will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about ethics.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it.

Minecraft server: /arknightsfun – A Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Andreana, arknights, Arknights General, Arknights resources., arknightsfun, aurora, beeswax, Cantabile, Caster Goldenglow, Caster Lin, Caster Rockrock, cement, Chong Yue, Corroserum, Defender Cement, Defender Shu, dusk, Elysium, Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, FEater, Firewhistle, Global, Guard La Pluma, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Inudi Harek Horakhet, jp, Kirara, KR, La Pluma, Leto, lin.., Ling, Lunacub, Medic Paprika, Medic Papyrus, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Minimalist, Mlynar, MODERN, Mr. Nothing, Mulberry, Navigator #4, Nightingale, Poncirus, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Sand Reckoner, Santalla, Server, Shu’s Experimental Plot, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit, Supporter Grain Buds, surtr, Toddifons, Valuable resources, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy, Whisperain, Windflit

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with your friends to conquer the land and build the most outrageous plots ever seen! Need help in your fields? Just post your plot number and watch as your friends come rushing to your aid like knights in shining armor!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the 6 Sniper Fartooth, who can take down enemies with a single fart (watch out for the stink!). And don’t forget about the 5 Defender Cement, who can literally build walls out of thin air to protect your precious creations.

Join now and experience the madness of Trials for Navigator #4, where you can unlock the Purestream skin and sail the high seas in style. And if that’s not enough, how about teaming up with the likes of Guard Mountain and Specialist Swire the Elegant Wit to show off your skills in epic joint actions?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember, anything is possible in this world, so let your imagination run wild and create the most ridiculous plots imaginable!

Minecraft SMP: AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW! – The Ultimate Server of Chaos and Creativity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ores Mined:	6842	Farms Harvested:	952
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that hatch into mini pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance to Thriller.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HomeSickSMP – Stay Connected!

blogging, Communication, Connected, creative ways, family, Friends, home, Homesick remedies., homesickness, HomeSickSMP, long distance relationships, messaging apps, Postcards, social media, stay, stay connected, stay in touch, Technology, Travel Hacks, travel tips, Traveling, Video calls, Virtual tours

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Forget about staying connected with home while traveling, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and building your own empire to even think about real life. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional Minecraft family.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle, prank your friends with TNT traps, and have dance parties in the End dimension? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockheadBaddies

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

HezbollahCraft: Target Locked!

Beirut, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, LOCKED, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Permanent Mission, Political unrest, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Target, Targets, Tensions, U.N, united nations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Animals Bred:	166
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Hezbollah vs Israel in Beirut 😂 our pvp is so intense, you’ll be choosing broader and deeper targets just like Hezbollah 🤣 build your base, gather resources, and watch out for surprise attacks from other players 😱 join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience ever! 🎮💥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

aim, Aiming, Closer, closer to failure, Effectiveness, Failure, Fun, matter, muscle growth, muscle growth effectiveness, muscle growth research, muscle growth training, musclemania, point, push, Rep, research, strength, strength effectiveness, strength research, strength training, Training

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?