Closed-Mindedness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

unkindness, Unattractive, bad breath, Negativity, body odor

OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you HAVE to join! Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically a potato with no seasoning.

So, like, the reason you should join is because we have this INSANE story where the whole server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world! And like, the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, most epic castle ever and filling it with, like, a million cats.

But wait, there’s more! We also have this super rare diamond ore that, when you mine it, turns into a magical unicorn that you can ride around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. It’s, like, totally OP but also hilarious.

And, like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and have all the bragging rights. So, like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and become part of the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever! YOLO, amirite?! 🦄🏰🐱🦙 #llamalove

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CraftyDateFails

immaturity, DATING, bad manners, deal breakers, lack of chemistry

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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BlockheadsRUs

irrational beliefs, closed-mindedness, harmful beliefs, unfair judgments, generalizations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stereotypes? Join our server and break free from the chains of mediocrity! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the creepers are confused.

We have a special area where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But the best part? We have a magical portal that leads to a land where llamas rule the land and demand to be worshipped as gods. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bowed down to a llama king.

So if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server of all time, join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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PixelPurge: BadManners

personality flaws, non-physical, lack of empathy, first impressions, immaturity

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

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CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun

misconceptions, Assumptions, prejudice, closed-mindedness, Fun

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Plus, our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

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BlockyHaterz

inconsiderate behavior, lack of empathy, toxic personality, Disrespect, lack of integrity

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

denial, Server, narrow-mindedness, Bigotry, racism

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!

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DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

lack of empathy, closed-mindedness, arrogance, ENTITLEMENT, poor communication skills

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

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PixelatedUgly

Personality, Superficiality, Selfishness, Negativity, lack of confidence

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Scientific method, Server, Scientific community, Minecraft, Conclusion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

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