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Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

#gamer, amazing book, Amazon, Book, cdda modlist, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, games, Guide, Kid warden Edition, Links, loverslab, manage mods, Minecraft, minimize problems, Mod list, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexus mods, op, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Previous thread, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, steam workshop, try it out., Tynan, yayo modlist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

#Automotive, blocks, car brand, Car Enthusiast, car industry, car manufacturer, car opinion, car review, cars, collide, favorite car, hyundai, Hyundai Accent, Hyundai Elantra, hyundai genesis, Hyundai Kona, Hyundai Motors, Hyundai Palisade, Hyundai Santa Fe, Hyundai Sonata, Hyundai Tucson, Hyundai Veloster, HyundaiCraft, Korean car

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Star Shards Collected:	121
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Crafty Counting Co.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!