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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

character birthdays, console editions, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, FANART, fanfiction, Fangames, general, greentext, Guide, KEL, merchandise, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, omog, OMORI, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, smp, steam edition, Thread Template, Walkthrough, whiteboard

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	828
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5228
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!