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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3664 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!