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Close-Minded

  • NoSneakyEatsMC

    NoSneakyEatsMC
    Are you tired of boring old dinner parties where you have to actually talk to people? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing our “Silent Minecraft Party” where communication is strictly through written notes or gestures.

    Join us for a truly unique experience where you can improve your non-verbal connection with others while mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Who needs words when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Don’t worry about feeling uncomfortable, we promise it’s all in good fun. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being close-minded for not wanting to participate, just block them like you would a creeper.

    So come on, join us on this silent adventure and show off your non-verbal skills in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knows, you might even make some new friends without ever saying a word!

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  • CloseMindedCraft Server

    CloseMindedCraft Server
    Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

    Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

    So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

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  • PickyEaterPurgeMC

    PickyEaterPurgeMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, except picky eaters like Clara? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, but if you dare make a face at our virtual food, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “gross!”

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual dinner parties where everyone appreciates the pixelated cuisine. Don’t be like Clara, be open-minded and ready to embrace all the fun this server has to offer. See you there, unless you’re a picky eater!

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  • BlockyBachelorBash

    BlockyBachelorBash
    So, like, you know when you’re just trying to chill after finishing your MA and your friend V is all up in your business about finding a man and popping out kids? Yeah, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on our Minecraft server.

    Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.

    And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!

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  • HateCrafters

    HateCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with boring players who take the game way too seriously? Do you despise those try-hards who spend hours perfecting their builds and redstone contraptions? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! We welcome all types of players, from noobs to pros, as long as you’re ready to embrace the chaos. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous mini-games, and even a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, make new friends, and maybe even ride a pig into battle, then come join us on our server. Who needs serious Minecraft gameplay when you can have a blast with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

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