Close Calls MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

childhood adventures, daring behavior, risky activities, risky childhood moments, smp

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

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ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP

hindsight bias, risky play, growing up, ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP, innocent mistakes

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the thrill of your childhood mischief, but this time in a virtual world where the stakes are even higher! Remember that time you climbed up on the roof to retrieve your frisbee? Well, now you can do it again, but with the added danger of falling into a pit of lava if you misstep. And who could forget the time you played with matches in the backyard? Now you can set entire forests on fire (virtually, of course) and watch the chaos unfold. So come join us for a wild ride of nostalgia and reckless behavior – just remember to watch your step!

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CelebSurvivalCraft

brushes with mortality, celebrities who faced death, survival stories, death defying moments, celebrities who cheated death

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

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SurvivalCraft Minecraft Server

life-saving treatments, miraculous survivals, medical breakthroughs, near death experiences, near misses

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills in ways you never thought possible! Have you ever wondered if you could survive in the wild west? Well, now you can find out! Our server takes you back in time to a world where cowboys roamed the land and bandits lurked around every corner. Can you outsmart the outlaws and stake your claim in this lawless land?

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to see if you could survive a zombie apocalypse? Our server has a special event where hordes of the undead roam the land, and it’s up to you to gather supplies and fend off the flesh-eating monsters. Can you build a fortress strong enough to withstand the zombie onslaught?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a time-travel feature that transports you to ancient civilizations where you must navigate treacherous jungles, decipher cryptic hieroglyphics, and avoid deadly traps. Can you uncover the secrets of the past and emerge victorious?

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the impossible! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re a true survivor in ways you never imagined.

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AlmostNamedMC Server

childhood names, naming choices, almost named after, near misses, family traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

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Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

life-threatening situations, dangerous encounters, escaping death, facing danger, surviving against all odds.

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

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UkraineWarrior76

Troops, Assassination, SECURITY, News, Crisis

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!

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ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land

event pricing, consumer preferences, entertainment industry, luxury experiences, splurging

join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮

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NoHomeNoDiamonds

job loss, HUMAN RIGHTS, POVERTY, societal challenges, societal inequalities

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the police are constantly harassing you? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered! Our server is the perfect place for homeless players who want to feel intimidated, harassed, and stigmatized all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We cater to all ages and backgrounds, so whether you’re homeless due to job loss, illness, or just a lack of affordable housing, you’ll fit right in. Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly bothered by the virtual cops while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

So come on down to our server and see why being homeless has never been so much fun! Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and chaos? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate homeless Minecraft warrior!

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CinderCraft: U149 Minecraft Server

U149, Miria, dancing, series, Performance

Welcome to the wettest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into a world where everything is soaked in water, from the trees to the animals to even the blocks themselves. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wet that you can literally swim through the air. Forget flying with elytra, just do the breaststroke through the clouds!

2. The mobs on our server have evolved to be water creatures. Watch out for the creeperfish and the zombie squids that lurk in the depths.

3. Our server has a secret underwater city where the mermaid villagers trade rare items for seashells. Just be careful not to get lost in the coral maze on your way there!

4. Want to ride a dolphin into battle? On our server, you can tame and train dolphins to be your loyal steeds in epic oceanic adventures.

So come join us on Miria is wet Minecraft server, where the only thing drier than the land is our sense of humor!

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