Close Call MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LuckySurvivorMC SMP

guardian angel, second chance, MIRACULOUS, thankful to be alive, Fortunate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

near miss, out-of-body experience, narrow escape, life flashing before my eyes, close call

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!

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CreeperZoo – Fear the Real Life Animals!

Adrenaline Rush, CreeperZoo, dangerous situation., Real Life, Scary

Are you tired of real life animal encounters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only animals you’ll encounter are pixelated pigs and blocky chickens! No more running from bears or getting chased by geese, just peaceful pixel creatures waiting to be tamed by you.

Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about getting attacked by a pack of wild wolves or getting stung by a swarm of bees. The only danger you’ll face is accidentally falling into a pit of lava or getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

So say goodbye to real life animal encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds. Join our server today and start building your dream pixel paradise!

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Death Defying Minecraft Server

guardian angel, staring death in the face, Survival, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

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Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

security detail, controversial incident, Putins, putin, accident

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

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DeathCraft Minecraft Server

brush with disaster, heart-stopping moment, DeathCraft, dangerous situation., life changing

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you, ready to blow you to smithereens? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make you invincible to those green menaces! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our crazy world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the most intense near-death experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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CrashCraft: Where Luck is Relative

Safety, Fortunate, Protection, Crashcraft, close call

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! Like, people be trippin’ over themselves to get in here, like it’s some kind of exclusive club for unicorns or somethin’.

So, get this, right? One time, this dude joined the server and found a freakin’ diamond block just chillin’ on the surface. And get this, when he mined it, a freakin’ dragon popped out and gave him three wishes! True story, bro!

And like, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride a freakin’ llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens. They wear tiny little helmets and everything, it’s hilarious!

Plus, we got this secret underground base where we throw the wildest parties. Like, one time, we had a DJ booth made out of glowstone and a dance floor made out of obsidian. It was lit, fam!

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience some seriously wacky adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

close call, parental instincts, risky situations, survival instincts, Near Death Experience

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

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Death’s Door Minecraft Server

Near Death Experience, life-threatening, mortality, heart-pounding, life hanging by a thread

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

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Close Call Craft

life-threatening situation, life or death, living on the edge, survival story, close

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry zombies while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t experienced the adrenaline rush of our server! Join us for the chance to narrowly escape death on a daily basis as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with creepers, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama.

But don’t worry, it’s not all life-threatening situations here. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not try your hand at our parkour courses that are so challenging, they’ll make you question your own sanity.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, dying is all part of the fun!

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