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BlockyCommuteNoMore

FARTING, Relaxation, coworker, Asshole, BlockyCommuteNoMore

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and drive your virtual car in peace! No annoying coworkers demanding rides, just you and your blocky adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving in Minecraft, where you can pick up virtual hitchhikers and drop them off at their pixelated destinations. No need for a real car, just hop in your Minecraft vehicle and hit the road!

Forget about the stress of real life commutes and enjoy the freedom of driving in a world where the only traffic jam is caused by a herd of pixelated sheep. So come on, join our server and let’s drive away from all the drama!

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SwearCraft: Awkwardly Close to Comfort

toxic relationships, awkwardly, misunderstanding, Communication, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where swearing is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! If you’ve ever been scolded for letting a few choice words slip, then this is the server for you. Our community is all about expressing yourself freely, even if that means dropping an F-bomb or two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Our server is so outrageous, even waking up your friends on the bus won’t lead to drama like it did for poor Ray. Let loose, build epic structures, and let your creativity run wild without fear of judgment.

So, if you’re tired of walking on eggshells around sensitive friends, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and let those swear words fly! Let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, no matter how colorful their language may be.

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Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

close, Loss, volatility, profit, market analysis

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

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CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

work for free, declined, cousin, Generator, Promises

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

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Close Call Craft

cheating death, heart-stopping moment, staring death in the face, Near Death Experience, facing death

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

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This Close Minecraft Server

Overseas, Destination, Visit, trip, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and pigs that moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant diamond sword and challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.

But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may explode your creations, but at least they’ll do it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dancing llama).

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Welcome to MCFFA, where chaos reigns and anarchy is… semi-enforced?

Relics, Lawless, Reset, Player Base, is..

Server IP	MCFFA.net
Current Version	1.21.1

Description:

MCFFA is a semi-anarchy, vanilla survival server with a map that never resets. Created in 2018 on Minecraft version 1.13, the world size is 12 million x 12 million. Despite a stagnating player count, there is a core group of players looking to grow the community. The server offers a challenging experience with no chat restrictions, locked game difficulty on Hard, and withers plaguing the area near spawn.

There is a private Discord Wiki and an official Discord server for players. MCFFA provides a fun and lawless experience for new players.

Official Discord:

https://discord.gg/cM8JwT4gaP

RULES:

– No hacking

– No duping

– No intentionally lagging the server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, as the server is semi-anarchy, griefing is allowed.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	No, players are free to build wherever they like within the world.
How can I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP (MCFFA.net) in your Minecraft client.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled, so be cautious when interacting with other players.

SteelWarsCraft

U.S. Steel, biden, Economy, international relations, market analysis

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine!

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CoolerHellCraft

cooler, punishment, annoyance, INCONVENIENCE, Karma

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz, like, if u don’t, u gonna end up in the cooler in hell, man. like, u gotta close the cooler or else the devil gonna be all like “why u leave the cooler open, bro?” and then u gonna be stuck in there with all the melted ice and warm drinks. but if u join this server, u gonna be safe from the cooler of doom. plus, we got flying pigs and talking chickens, man. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and escape the cooler of hell!

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AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, close, post, HS, F30s

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

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