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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like entering a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.
