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MineCraftTraumaLand

age, children, emotional distress, emotional trauma, LIFESPAN, mental health, mental health outcomes, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftTraumaLand, psychological impact, research, stressful events, Trauma, trauma and distress levels, trauma effects, trauma effects on age, trauma experiences, trauma research, traumatic events, young adults, youth mental health

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u just get so stressed out cuz u keep dying and losing all ur stuff? well, this server is like therapy for ur minecraft trauma, bro. join us and let all that emotional distress melt away as u build ur dream world with ur new friends. age doesn’t matter, we all just here to have a good time and forget about our problems. come join us and let’s heal together, one block at a time.

FixFightMC Server

balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, Feedback, Fighting Game, FIX, FixFightMC, gameplay, improve, Longevity, MATCHMAKING.., Mechanics, Meta, online play, patches, Player Base, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Potions Brewed:	61
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in every fighting game you play? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the ancient art of pixelated combat from our resident ninja sheep sensei. He will teach you secret moves like the “Creeper Kick” and the “Enderman Elbow Drop” that will have your opponents running for the hills. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in a 1v1 match, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate fighting game champion!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Dokibird Commander

#youtube, archives, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Commander, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, smp, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter, Doki Tummy Edition! This server is filled with laughter, joy, and a heart of gold – just like Doki herself.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for insane heists, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Doki’s YouTube channel is filled with hilarious content, her Twitch streams are a must-watch, and her VODs will have you in stitches.

But that’s not all – we have a secret OP sauce that will give you superpowers in-game (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t forget to check out our Divegrass reentry, where anything goes and the crazier the idea, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure with Doki and her crew. Just remember, no drama allowed – we’re all about having a good time and causing chaos in the best way possible. See you in the game!

DesperateParents Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, children, Communication, DATING, DesperateParents, family, Grief, Happiness, healing, Loss, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Therapy, Widow

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2649	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping memories alive? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual shrine to your past, just like this guy’s bedroom is to his late wife. We promise not to pressure you into moving on and finding a new partner – we’re all about honoring the past and embracing the present.

Join our server and you’ll feel right at home surrounded by photos, personal items, and even some dog-shaped pillows (we don’t judge). Who needs a new partner when you can have a whole community of players who understand the importance of holding onto memories?

So come on, join us and let’s keep the memory of your past alive together. And hey, if your parents try to pressure you into dating again, just tell them you’re too busy building virtual shrines to your late loved ones. They’ll never see it coming!

IgnorantCraft

Communication Issues, constructive criticism, culturally diverse patients, diagnostic errors, dissatisfaction with care, Feedback, healthcare system, IgnorantCraft, interpreting services, language barriers, low English proficiency, medication complications, nursing student, patient care, patient needs, poc, Privilege, scholarly article, sensitivity, social health determinants, systemic disadvantage

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…unless you’re a block! Join us for a wild ride full of miscommunication and interpreting services that only speak in villager noises.

Our server is so diverse, even the creepers have their own language! Don’t worry about language barriers, just blow up some blocks and call it a day.

Come join us and experience the privilege of being a Minecraft player in a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky Endermen who keep stealing our blocks.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where communication is key, even if it’s just through emotes and TNT explosions. Don’t be like our professor, who couldn’t handle the heat of our multicultural Minecraft world.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even if they can’t pronounce “Redstone” correctly.

WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureJobCraft

advanced professions, cutting-edge professions, emerging professions, forward-thinking jobs, future jobs, FutureJobCraft, futuristic careers, innovative roles, job trends, modern vocations, next-gen work, niche jobs, non-traditional roles, out-of-the-box careers, specialized fields, strange careers, unconventional jobs, unique occupations, unusual work, upcoming occupations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	6248
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ores Mined:	9727

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.