Crafty Drunkies

alcohol, Based, benzos, Blissful state, calmness, Clarity, clonazepam, comfortable, comfy, Contentment, Crafty, Drunkies, euphoria, feeling good, HIGH, intoxication, Relaxation, relaxing vibes, Room temperature, sedation, Tranquility, unwind

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a perfect 77 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can game in ultimate comfort without breaking a sweat! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll feel like you’ve taken 8 mg of clonazepam and had a few drinks – without any of the side effects. Join us for a chill gaming experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and relax in style. Trust us, it’s unreal how comfy you’ll feel on our server!

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

anticonvulsant, antidepressant, anxiety, clonazepam, CraftyPants, depression, epilepsy, gastrointestinal, insomnia, lamotrigine, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Mood stabilizer, nerve pain, omeprazol, pregabalin, proton pump inhibitor, sedative, Server, sleep aid, venlafaxine, zopiclone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9455	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sights that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every nook and cranny.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of omeprazol). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCommerce SMP: Is Selling Pixels Still Profitable or Just Too Overcrowded?

business model, Competition, CraftyCommerce, digital economy, digital marketplace, e commerce, e-commerce growth, e-commerce market dynamics, e-commerce saturation, e-commerce trends, internet sales, market saturation, online business, online commerce, online competition, online marketplace, online retail, online retailing, online shopping, overcrowded, pixels, Profitable, retail industry, saturation, SELLING, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	180

Are you tired of boring old e-commerce businesses? Looking for a new way to make money online? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your very own virtual e-commerce empire!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and started selling virtual diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with special powers that made players run faster, jump higher, and even turn invisible! Needless to say, they sold like hotcakes and the player became a virtual millionaire overnight.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground market where players can trade rare items, like dragon eggs and unicorn horns. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be found.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to e-commerce greatness! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire.

AuntiePanicAttack Minecraft Server

aunt drama, AuntiePanicAttack, controlling behavior, engagement party, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, helicopter aunt, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, Minecraft, panic attack, Server, sibling relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Crops Grown:	7613
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, engagement parties gone wrong, and helicopter aunts causing chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your sister Tanya shows up in full flight attendant gear, ready to take you on a journey of self-discovery. But watch out for Aunt Helicopter, who’s always lurking around the corner with her nosy questions about when you’ll settle down and get a real job in Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Leave the family drama behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Build, explore, and maybe even confront your virtual aunt in a showdown for the ages. Who needs real life when you’ve got a Minecraft server this entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual chaos begin! Remember, family drama is optional, but the fun is guaranteed.

SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing

Classes, Commitment, Competition, criticism, dance studio, Dedication, emotional conflict, family, Friends, Irish dance, judgment, loyalty, peer pressure, Quitting, Rehearsals, sibling rivalry, SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing, sister, Strict, Support, Teacher

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before.

Are you ready to dance your way through the blocks and show off your moves? Our dance studio is the place to be, where the competition is fierce and the dance teacher is strict (but only because she needs to be heard over the loud Irish dance music).

Watch out for the sister who quit and is now on a mission to sabotage your dancing dreams. Will you stand your ground and continue to dance, or will you succumb to the pressure and quit like she did?

Join us on this wild adventure filled with snide comments, sibling drama, and the ultimate test of friendship. Who will come out on top in this dance-off of a lifetime? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server now!

EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

affirmation, compassion, EarfulWords, empowerment, encouragement, Hear, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivation, Need, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Uplifting, Words

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyLoveAffair

Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveAffair, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, Forbidden, forbidden love, Guilt, hidden, Hidden Truth, Infidelity, intimate secrets, partner, relationship, scandalous, secret, secret keeping, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	76
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Farms Harvested:	876
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your hidden secrets? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous stories that will make your partner’s secrets look like child’s play. Join us if you dare to uncover the scandalous secrets of our players, from secret diamond stashes to hidden bases filled with llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what scandalous adventures await you on our server! Join now and let the drama unfold!

IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

ARMS, banned, companies, Conflict, contracts, Defence, embargo, Government, International, ireland, irish, IrishDefenseCraft, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Procurement, relations, Server, Tánaiste, winning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!

CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

$20 billion, arrest, business negotiations, cancelled contracts, Cancels, corporate deals, CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram, diplomatic fallout, economic impact, France, global headlines, government decisions, international business, international trade, legal issues, Middle East news, political tensions, Raffael deal, Telegram CEO, uae, UAE-France relations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	857	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

attractiveness, brain wave study, Brains, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, emotional sensitivity, exclusion, ExclusionCraft, female psychology, Inferiority, react, rejection, self esteem, social behavior, social comparison, social dynamics, social exclusion, social hierarchy, social interactions, social rejection, social status, unfriendliness, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Votes:	9661
Star Shards Collected:	179	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!

application, armor, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, current version, Discord, Galore, in-game cosmetics, java, Join, karlssonSMP, location, mobs, multiplayer, Platform, player heads, rules, Season, Server, shopping, smp, Squaremap, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

Animal Behavior, biological competition, ecological balance, ecosystem dynamics, emuses, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Food, food chain, food web, interspecies interactions, natural selection, pEatsMCserver, predator behavior, predator-prey relationship, prey adaptation, sourceemp, species coevolution, Survival of the Fittest, symbiotic relationship, uses you as a food source, wildlife ecology, zoology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

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