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CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but yawns? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza slice, and if you can find the magical cheese block hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wonderful world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

No Sleep for the Wicked – Vanilla Server with Grief Protection and Custom Enchants

Custom, Enchants, Grief, Protection, Server, Sleep, smp, SMP Semi-Vanilla Public Join Features Bedrock Java Land Claims Golden Shovel Player Sign Shops Server Shop Custom Items Building Items Armor Weapons Minions AFK Grinding Money Making Coin Shop Discord, Vanilla, Wicked

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Sleepless MC Server Overview

Features
Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play
Land claims (Golden Shovel)
Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled)
Custom Enchants
Player Sign Shops
Custom Items
Minions for AFK grinding
Coin shop for in-game rewards

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join Sleepless MC?	You can join by using the server IP: play.sleeplessmc.com
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, the Discord server link is discord.gg/sleepless
What is the Bedrock port?	The Bedrock port is 19132
Can I earn in-game rewards?	Yes, you can earn in-game Ranks, Chat colors, Player Tags, and Pets through the Coin shop

SSN Hackers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Kittens! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

OpMinecraft SMPeratorMovies

action, Combat, Conflict, Country, Crisis, Espionage, genre, global unrest, Government, intelligence, Military, operator movies, OpMinecraft, Recruitment, SECURITY, SMPeratorMovies, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Thriller, War, ww3

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Animals Bred:	116
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of dodging bullets in real life during WW3? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual country and conquer the world through pixelated warfare. Who needs real war when you can have a blocky battle for supremacy? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! So come on, join us before the real world goes up in flames!

CraftyWidow’sMinecraftServer

asset, Car Enthusiast, classic car, CraftyWidowsMinecraftServer, Cross Country, Debts, decision, dreams, family vacation, financial needs, grown children, Honoring, late husband, Memory, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, selfish, Significant, stepchildren, Upset

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepchildren’s demands for my classic car money? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a cross-country road trip like no other – but instead of a car, you’ll be riding on a pig named Porky!

We understand the importance of honoring your late husband’s memory, which is why our server is filled with classic car replicas for you to drive around in Minecraft. Take a break from the drama and hop into a virtual convertible for a relaxing drive through pixelated landscapes.

But beware, your stepchildren might try to sabotage your trip by sending creepers your way! Don’t let them ruin your adventure – show them who’s boss by building the most epic vacation home on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous as the drama in your life, join us now! Who needs stepchildren when you have a virtual world to explore?

LiarCraft Fosterfun

adoption, bullying, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, Fosterfun, LiarCraft, parental decisions, parental expectations, personal boundaries, self worth, self-identity, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social perception, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of OP and Amy.

Imagine a world where your parents decide to foster your worst enemy and then adopt them as your sibling. Sounds like a crazy plotline, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the drama on our server.

Witness the epic battles between OP and Amy, complete with lunch-throwing, fart accusations, and comparisons to Scar from The Lion King. Will OP ever come to terms with Amy being part of the family? Will their parents ever understand the true extent of the sibling rivalry? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even get to experience your own family feud, just like OP. Will you be the hero or the villain in your own story? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry instead? Let the games begin!

HolyCraft: Church vs State

America, american history, Church, civil liberties, constitution, controversy, First Amendment, freedom of religion, Government, Holycraft, law, Politics, public policy, Religion, religious freedom, religious rights., secularism, separation of church and state, State, SUPREME COURT, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of politics infiltrating every aspect of your life, even in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banished all politicians to their own separate island where they can argue about policies all day long without bothering us! Join us for a politics-free zone and let’s build some epic structures together without any government interference. It’s like a vacation from reality, but with creepers and diamonds!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

aggression, bluff, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, negotiations, putin, Putins, Red Lines, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, war briefing, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5602
Zombie Dances:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

TransBlockerz: No Gender Bending Allowed!

Allowed, Bending, cultural norms, discrimination, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender rights, gender self-identification, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, older people, opposition, parents, public opinion, public toilets, social attitudes, sporting events, taiwan, Taiwanese, TransBlockerz, transgender rights, transgender women, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more drama than a reality TV show! Our players are more divided than a math problem, with 91.6% of Taiwanese players straight up saying NO to gender self-identification for transgender women. It’s like a virtual battleground of opinions, with only 6.1% cool with transgender women using women’s public toilets and a measly 4.2% down for them joining women’s sporting events.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions, with women, parents, and older players bringing the heat with their strong opposition. It’s like a virtual war zone of conflicting views, and you gotta jump in and pick a side.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a virtual world where opinions clash harder than two mobs fighting over a diamond block, then come join us on this insane Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious virtual drama!

Enival: Where we trust you to not steal our diamonds! Launching soon!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	157

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord Link	Join the Discord

Overview:

Enival is a soon to be launched Minecraft SMP that focuses on creating an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience. It aims to build a community based on trust and camaraderie, with no land claims and friendly players.

FAQ:

What is Enival? Enival is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a semi-vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Why Join Us Now? The Minecraft server isn’t live yet, but that’s where you come in! We’re building an amazing community on the Discord server before the server goes live. By joining now, you get to be part of the amazing community that this server will have.

What to Expect:

Whitelist: We’re keeping it safe and friendly. You’ll need to apply to join, ensuring that griefers won’t get in, and even if they do everything is logged and can be rolled back without problem.

Quality of Life Mods: A few carefully chosen mods will enhance your experience without straying too far from that beloved vanilla feel.

Launch Date: We’re aiming to go live between September 13-15, so mark your calendars! 🗓️

If you’re looking for a fresh server, a new community, or just a place where you can truly enjoy Minecraft with like-minded players, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and be part of the server from day one! 🎉

Enival means enjoyable survival, so you’d enjoy playing there.