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Geyser – Macaroni Land

Active, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Decorated, discord server, DiSRuPtiON, flair, Friends, Geyser, java, Land, Link, MACARONI, minecraft server, mod team, Playerbase, regulated, Roles, semi anarchy, Spawn, vanity link

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7688
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchic Modded
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Mods	Incendium, Terralith
Community	Thriving Discord Community
Spawn	Delightfully Decorated

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Macaroni Land server, please join our Discord server and familiarize yourself with the roles. Make friends and enjoy the community atmosphere! Join using the vanity link “macaroni” or by clicking here.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as Incendium and Terralith, adding a unique flair to the gameplay experience.

Is the server regulated by a moderation team?

Yes, we have a diligent moderation team that is active around the clock to ensure a well-regulated server environment and minimize disruptions.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

Yes, the Macaroni Land server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms for your convenience.

Rainbow Sky Realms 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, false information, growth, internet community, japanese, lie, NijiEN, online backlash, online content, RAINBOW, Realms, SKY, social media, stopped losing subs, streaming, subscriber count, trending, viral post, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ores Mined:	2911

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, because NijiEN has stopped losing subs, like what even is reality anymore? It’s a total mind-blowing experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a community that defies all logic and reason? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude!

FirstGameMC SMP

childhood memories, classic PC games, computer games, early gaming experiences, early pc gaming, favorite childhood game, first game, first gaming experience, first pc game, FirstGameMC, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pc game, PC Gaming, retro gaming, smp, video games, vintage pc games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	1864
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with Endermen and have llama races through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe jousting tournaments we have every Friday night.

Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world that will give you infinite health and make you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s gooooooo!

MinecraftMysteryQuest

conundrum, Curiosity, deep dive, discovery, Enigma, fascination, Intrigue, investigation, MinecraftMysteryQuest, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Puzzles, Quest, questions, Riddles, Secrets, unexplained, unknown, unsolved, Wonder

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	4197	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the real world searching for answers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your mystery-solving dreams! Join us and uncover the secrets of the elusive pink sheep that only come out at midnight to dance the Macarena. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a lifetime supply of dirt blocks). So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Creeper Ward Adventures

“Youth, admissions, adolescent health, Adventures, creeper, Eating disorders, england, general acute medical wards, girls aged 11-15, Healthcare, healthcare system, hospitalization, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health concerns, psychiatric disorders, public health, research, statistics, trends, ward, young people

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!

Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!

Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Revolution

Abilities, Adventure, armor, Classes, Community, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Monsters, ONLINE, Other, PvP, Quests, Races, revolution, RPG, Server, Skills, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	3702
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, anthropology, Behavior, beta males, Chad, Craft, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Females, gender dynamics, Hierarchy, mating, monke, monogamy, relationships, Reproduction, research, RETURN, RIGHTS, selectivity, society, Sociology, study

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8908	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	245

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

GFsParentsMadMC

aita, amazing woman, anger, booster seat, comfort, DATING, family conflict, Fight, GFsParentsMadMC, girlfriend’s parents, Grandparents, Kids, lashed out, relationship, Safety, seatbelt, upsetting, Visit

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, comfort food, craving, cuisine, culinary delight, culinary pleasure, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, EternalEatsMC, Favorite Food, Food, Hunger, indulgence, lifelong food, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of endless possibilities! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of food because we have a magical farm that grows pizza trees and soda rivers! That’s right, you can feast on delicious pizza and wash it down with a refreshing soda all day, every day. So come on over and indulge in the ultimate foodie paradise on our server!

PrisonCraft: ElderlyCrimeWave

Aging population, community support, crimes, criminal behavior, elderly care, elderly loneliness, elderly women, ElderlyCrimeWave, Friends, friendship, health care, healthcare access, Japan, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness intervention, mental health, Mental well-being, Prison, prison system, PrisonCraft, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the loneliness epidemic like those elderly women in japan! we got all the friends you need, no need to commit crimes to find companionship here! our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and help you build the coolest virtual prison ever! plus, our health care system is top notch, with virtual doctors ready to heal you from any injuries you sustain while playing. so come on over and join us, because who needs real life friends when you can have virtual ones in our minecraft server!